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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man from Chongqing in Southern China nearly suffocated to death after a romantic gesture to his girlfriend went wrong.

Mr Hu Seng had asked his friend to tape him into a box so he could ship himself via a courier service to his girlfriend, Li Wang.

However, the romantic gesture turned into a life-threatening event for Mr Hu when the courier company mixed up the address with another delivery.

The 30-minute wait turned into a three-hour ordeal for Mr Hu.

The material of the box was reportedly too thick for him to make any breathing holes while inside and he did not want to spoil the surprise by calling for attention.

When the box arrived at Li Wang's place, his friend was poised to record the event.

However, they found Mr Hu unconscious and looking pale upon opening the package.

Subsequently, paramedics were called over to her apartment to revive him.

He admitted, "I didn't realise it would take so long."

The courier company said they would not have accepted this delivery if they had known there was a person inside.

The spokesperson said that even for animals, a special container would be used so they can breathe properly.


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To: NicknamedBob

hehehehe... we have a deal called a rat zapper. I am not kidding you we put dog food in it and 20 min later I have the yellow crime scene tape out and notifying the next of kin. Funeral to follow at dumpster.


121 posted on 09/08/2012 3:49:29 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eatl my dog!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Baited breath screws up your arterial pH. Catz know bettah.


122 posted on 09/08/2012 4:38:25 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick

Gorgeoufus! Have a marvelous vacation!


123 posted on 09/08/2012 4:42:53 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: ColdOne; NicknamedBob

Ack! Late in getting here today. (Crowbar kept me up all night secondary to thunder, of which he is extremely frightened.) Continuing prayers up for you and yours!


124 posted on 09/08/2012 4:45:57 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: NicknamedBob; ColdOne

I also keep my eyes crossed. You think *you* have trouble typing? Snorkle chortle


125 posted on 09/08/2012 4:47:36 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Thanks for posting kittehs, CL. I don’t feel right unless all are here and accounted for, including kittehs.


126 posted on 09/08/2012 4:49:05 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; ColdOne

Reporting from Lake Norman. Web connection very slow, so no catpics from me this week. Nice house on Lake. Bill at home with petz.

We went to Mass before supper, so we can rest tomorrow. We have some boats.


127 posted on 09/08/2012 5:32:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Tax-chick
You should have departed before the Dem Convention.

Dems complained about bedbugs.

My sources tell me that the bedbugs weren't too pleased with the quality of the Dems.

128 posted on 09/08/2012 6:04:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Clint Eastwood has been invited to chair the next Republican Convention Committee.)
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To: Tax-chick

Boatz sound good! Thank you for letting us know you’re OK!


129 posted on 09/08/2012 7:05:43 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob

LOL!


130 posted on 09/08/2012 10:40:28 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eatl my dog!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Why, yes, I do. And somewhere in my satchel I also have some individually packaged, lemon-scented, pre-moistened towelettes.


131 posted on 09/09/2012 2:53:48 AM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012: MITT HAPPENS)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face

Rental rates are lower this week.

All in the main house are up. I don’t expect to see Tom any time soon. He has some breakfast food in his bachelor pad.

No real plans for today. Maybe sit with baby and watch boating.


132 posted on 09/09/2012 5:24:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Tax-chick

133 posted on 09/09/2012 7:59:52 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: ColdOne

LOLZ!

Good one!
I’ve been out of circulation for a couple of days, so I’m glad to know you are OK. *hug*


134 posted on 09/09/2012 8:18:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Tax-chick

Same place as last year? Any piccies forthcoming?

Enjoy!


135 posted on 09/09/2012 8:19:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: HKMk23

Hiya! Did you ever find a “lift” for your FIL? You asked for input, but didn’t let us know the choice y’all made.


136 posted on 09/09/2012 8:22:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: NicknamedBob

My Ms Kitteh knows that when the rain is pouring down at the back door, at the front door the porch roof gives her shelter, so she immediately directs me to the front door as her alternate exit.


137 posted on 09/09/2012 8:23:25 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: NicknamedBob

The Dems knew the bedbugs were there, so they brought their own pesticide. I wonder what the bedbugs used to eliminate the infestation of Dems?


138 posted on 09/09/2012 8:23:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

But it’s not GREEN, and has not tophat!


139 posted on 09/09/2012 8:24:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Monkey Face

Nope. No cane, either, just paws full of craws.


140 posted on 09/09/2012 8:46:54 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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