Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Scheme

My Perverse Imagination ^ | September 1, 2012 | Vanity

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung

Mr. Sandman, bring me a theme
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make it as clueless as I’ve ever seen
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give me advisors like Krugman and Holder
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell me that my Presidential days aren’t over

Sandman, I'm such a drone
Don't have no plan to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a theme

Bung, bung, bung, bung

Mr. Sandman bring us a theme
(Yes)
Give our campaign a new head of steam
Give it passion like noam chomsky
And lots of wavy hair like Mitt Romey

Mr Sandman, something to say
(Something to say)
Would be so peachy at the end of the day
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr Sandman, bring us a theme

Bung, bung, bung, bung

[Sarah Barracuda]

LOL is that supposed to be an image of Obama, looks more like Mr. Roper from Three’s Company.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I did write it, with some help from help from Pat Ballard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Ballard

[eeriegeno]

Well? Obviously the theme is 'Hope and Change'!!!

Or was that theme tried once before?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I guess that makes you Mr. Sandman. What about that dream I asked you for back in 1954?

[pollywog]

ahhhhhhhhh speaking of the Chordettes!

We all need a break for a moment!
Enjoy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDXT7wC9jrc

[pollywog]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[EEGator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCDpxV1j4lE

[Huddled Masses]

The Wise Man Built His House

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the wise man’s house stood firm.

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the foolish man’s house went “splat!”

[Huddled Masses]

The Wise Man Built His House

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the wise man’s house stood firm.

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the foolish man’s house went “splat!”

[Huddled Masses]

The Wise Man Built His House

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

The wise man built his house upon the rock

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the wise man’s house stood firm.

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

And the rain came tumbling down

Oh, the rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

The rain came down

And the floods came up

And the foolish man’s house went “splat!”

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Yeah, but she’s kinda cute, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xMCNmUaGko

[spokeshave]

How Obambi sees himself.......>

and the reality........>

His campaign is built on sand and will be washed away in the Tsunami in November.

[campaignPete R-CT]

BTW, you can have Morena Baccarin. But Mila Kunis belongs to me. She ruined my political career, but it was worth it.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Aren’t you in your 60s ?

[campaignPete R-CT]

60’s? you mean my golf game? haven’t broken 80 since I was 16.

[exit82]

Thanks! Here’s another of the classics of the Chordettes:

1958 Lollipop

This clip is from the Andy Williams Show, 1959:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRRdKo18gb0

Great harmony, dresses, and early TV.