Authorities Looking For Person Who Tied Turtle To Balloons

CBSLA.com) ^ | August 22, 2012 11:50 PM

[BenLurkin]

Oh, memories!

[Madame Dufarge]

Don't turtles withdraw their limbs and head into their shell when they're frightened?

This one didn't seem to do it. Puzzling.

[markman46]

never did that one lol

[gr8eman]

Thanks for making me spit my beer all over the curtains. The animal rights whackos should be very happy over this. The first turtle free flight should be commemorated on a postal stamp!

[Ezekiel]

I can still remember their voices, and I haven't even wandered over to Youtube [yet] for a trip down Memory Lane.

Touché Away!

[KeyLargo]

The POTUS had a 'Flying Turtle' once.

[Vermont Lt]

And that is exactly why my parents would cut off their own legs before letting a can of helium in our home in the sixties. A turtle would have been a good start if my brothers and I got ahold of it.

[Smokin' Joe]

In the early days of the space program all sorts of critters were sent up, including chimpanzees, and a dog. The chimps, we are assured made it back. Not so the dog (USSR). This was a much shorter flight...

[TigersEye]

Mmmmm, coconut frog! With a splash of Jamaican salsa!?! just delicious.

[dfwgator]

"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

[Conservaliberty]

I know it was cruel, but I can just see in my mind a very curious 9-year old doing an “experiment” without thinking of the consequences to the turtle. He may not have even believed the balloon could cary the turtle’s weight.

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That was my first thought, too. How many kids have done silly things to animals without thinking about how it might hurt them. My sister flushed her live fish down the toilet when she was little, and then bawled and bawled when it didn’t swim back. (She said she was putting him on the waterslide or something). This kid might have thought the turtle was going to have fun. Seriously, somewhere a little kid is watching the news and thinking... “They are coming for me and putting me in jail...”

As someone else mentioned, no one put a fire cracker in its shell or anything; this was non-malicious intent, if you ask me.

[dfwgator]

“As God is my witness, I thought that Turtles could fly.”

[Buckeye McFrog]

Sounds like something an overly-curious eight year old boy might to.

For sure the kid deserves a talking to. Not 18 months in solitary at Folsom.

[TigersEye]

I’ll have a double order of that, some turtle soup and a waffer thin mint please!

[TigersEye]

For sure the kid deserves a talking to. Not 18 months in solitary at Folsom.

It is sheer insanity to treat the dumb things kids do like capital crimes against the state. That is true abuse perpetrated by highly neurotic adults.

[Conservaliberty]

LOL!!! That is too funny. I used to do model rocketry all the time. My sister and I would stick little fisher-price people in the payload. I’m pretty sure a few grasshoppers took the expedition, too. And all of this was under my father’s watchful and exuberant eye. (He only had daughters—so the fact we liked rocketry was one of the only things that saved him from all of the barbie dolls lying around.) We asked my dad to put all kinds of wacky things in the payload, most of which he refused because of simple physics.

Putting a turtle on a ballon is pretty mild compared to lizards in a payload, if you think about the turbulence of it.

But it’s pretty clear that Disney-Pixar is a guilty party in this animal cruelty case. Where do you think they got the idea for ballons????? “Up” will be a banned movie soon.

[Fundamentally Fair]

There’s lots of agencies for turtles

I learn something every day.

[TigersEye]

There’s lots of agencies for turtles

And not enough psychiatrists apparently.

[RavenLooneyToon]

This story smells fishy, might be some sort of a shell game.

[lauraw]

or to anyone—this was probably a kid who wanted to give the turtle a ride and had leftover birthday balloons—so while stupid not necessarily malicious—