[TomGuy]

I know next to nothing about soccer

For years, I have tried to get interested in soccer.

But, I seem to keep waking up after the game has ended.

[driftless2]

I will watch the U.S. men’s and women’s teams in the Olympics, but that’s about it. Every time I try to watch this “exciting” game, it seems I’m watching players get the ball, lose the ball, get the ball, lose the ball, get the... you know what I mean. Shots on goal seem like every other blue moon. Too many players, the field’s too big, and some of the rules are too stringent.