The curse of living past 30. The curse of not having the neighboring tribe come in and kill every male and making slaves of the women and children. The curse of the horse. The curse of hospitals and regular meals and a warm place to sleep. The curse of dentistry. The curse of retirement homes instead of letting the old people starve to death. Man, if only they could go back to the good old days.
“But other than that........what have the Romans ever done for us?”