Homosexuals Demand that Chick-Fil-A Stop Serving “Gay Chicken”

http://politicaloutcast.com ^ | 08/05/2012 | Michael Minkoff

[massmike]

I must admit I don’t get around much, so I didn’t even know the reliably left-leaning Huff ’n’ Puff Post had a “Gay Voices” section. But yesterday, I read an article from there that covered a recent petition (with a whopping 1,500+ signatures!) that demanded that Chick-Fil-A be consistent with their “anti-homosexual” values and stop serving “homosexual” chicken at their restaurants. As the petition explains, some male chickens will mount other male chickens, so Chick-Fil-A cannot be consistent with their values until they make sure that none of the chicken meat they are serving comes from “homosexual” chickens. Wow. I’ve read some really, really stupid petitions in my life. But that one… Where do you even start?

First, I’m sure this petition was meant as a sort of barbed joke, but it falls squarely into the “Boom! How will you ever recover from the devastation of my cleverness?!!!!” category—a category which regularly falls far short of its intended goal. I feel bad for the people that wrote this actually. Is this really the best they can come up with?

[GenXFreedomFighter]

In the animal kingdom, males often hump other males not for sexual gratification, but to show and reinforce dominance. I don’t know that chickens do it for that purpose, but it just shows there are better explanations for that behavior than genuine sexual attraction between male animals. Of course, we can’t confuse the liberals with the facts, can we?

[YHAOS]

First their neck is wrung, or their head is chopped off . . . then they are doused in scalding water and their feathers stripped . . . then they are cut into sections . . . and finally they are baked, broiled, or fried.

What's "gay" about any of that?

[23 Everest]

We might be talking about different Wolf Lakes. We are up North on the West side. Not down South near Muskigan. Just talked to my bro-in-law, he said no boy scout camps or oil rigs in the area and he’s a born/bred Chipawa. UofM.

[Captainpaintball]

Does anyone know if roosters (male chickens) are used in poultry production? I have to assume they are...

[cripplecreek]

Jackson county, near Napoleon and Brooklyn.

[Louis Foxwell]

Truth is, chickens are slaughtered before they are sexually active.

[23 Everest]

One street light town of Baldwin, MI

[Bryanw92]

>>Yeah, and male lions routinely kill the offspring of their rivals. That’s natural too.

That is an excellent counter to their “nature” argument. I intend to use that. Thanks.

[concerned about politics]

In the animal kingdom, males often hump other males not for sexual gratification, but to show and reinforce dominance. I don’t know that chickens do it for that purpose

Yeah. Roosters do that. In the animal kingdom, males don't get along. The dominate animal takes the lead, and the others have to back off and stay back.

If animals look like they're mounting - think again. Within minutes, one will probably be beat to a pulp. We've raised goats, sheep, cows, rabbits, honey bees, and fowl. The males do not have sex with each other - period. Neither do the females.

[cripplecreek]

I used to live up that way in Evart.

[Nifster]

ya can’t cure stupid

[concerned about politics]

I think its OK as long as the roosters were stoned to death before frying.

LOL

[fella]

Having a small flock of yard birds. When you don’t cull the male chicks you wind up with an excess of rosters. The young ones are usually kept away from the hens by the older males that are protecting their own. The younger ones will sometimes jump each other and that usually leads to one heck of a fight and sometimes one or the other doesn’t survive.

[BCW]

“roast gay chickens”

That is and outstanding statement - you need to copyright that - and sell bumper stickers...excellent saying!

[silentreignofheroes]

We’re in the Poultry business(2 houses),in laying houses they try to keep one rooster for every 100 hens.We started this flock with 8000+hens and 900 roosters.In broiler houses(hens that wind up in the store) it’s basically hens,though some roosters get overlooked as chicks.And I might add , yes there are some strange roosters,never seen a strnge hen.

[Kirkwood]

Crazy, bigoted heterophobes.

[muawiyah]

Too many gays are real sissies about everything, including what they call "hurtful speech" ~ they just can't take it.

I"d say "Grow a Pair" but they'd ignore me.

[concerned about politics]

jump each other and that usually leads to one heck of a fight and sometimes one or the other doesn’t survive.

Wow. That does sound like homosexual sex. No wonder they call it cockfighting.

[tanknetter]

So instead of it being g about love, companionship, compassion and wanting to be a family it’s really about 1. dominance and/or 2. just the irresistable urge to scr*w a member of the opposite sex. And they admit to it in this petition???

[Chode]

homo pertains ONLY to homo-sapiens, HUMANS... but i wouldn't expect filthy queers to understand the difference

now if they said QUEER chickens it would make more sense