We have a cat. His name is Fred. We call him “Chupacabra.” Guess why....
He sucks?
Our cats names are:
Chiggy
Possum (aka Rotten Bottom because he farts like a mule)
Missy (3 legged)
Tubicus
Plus a chihuahua named Chupa, who acts like the crazy weasel on the old Foghorn Leghorn cartoon.
All are complete whack jobs!