[DainBramage]

Women talking is why God invented white noise.

[Buckeye McFrog]

There is a part of the male brain that has evolved to tune-out female harping. It was necessary to keep couples together for the propagation of the species.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Women talking is why God invented white noise.”

And headphones.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Women talking is why God invented white noise.

Take her to the beach, LOL.