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To: tcat; Admin Moderator
I think you are hallucinating; Beeber, stoone, rabbit? Do you mean drink beer then get stoned and give it to the rabbit? I already ate the pancake, what?

WHAT???

Geeez Louise, man, you're doing it all wrong!

I know it's the 4th and all, but don't you know better than to use your FR beeber while drinking?? Now look what you've done. That poor rabbit will probably start puking it's poor little guts out any minute, due to all the syrup you poured on that pancake!

And have you forgotten your penance already? How are you going to perform the sacred self-flagellation ritual without a certified bunny head pancake?

Sheeesh, I don't know what to do now. What a mess. I think I'll have to call the Mods in on this one.

124 posted on 07/04/2012 2:13:53 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Windflier

Honestly I do want to redeem myself. I have not as yet taken a drink nor drug, and I can’t find the rabbit. I have already eaten the pancake with syrup but will wait for further instructions from the Mod. Are you sure you don’t mean mother? Very confused?


127 posted on 07/04/2012 2:25:37 PM PDT by tcat
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