My opus would be very simple...
Jim, in the next few days I will be dead. An IRS agent came to my home to collect the tax/penalty for 0bamacare. Before he died, I found out his chain of command. I am now on the fourth level. Please put me on the FReeRepublic Memorial Wall. Thanks for all you do.
5.56mm
LOL
Like a video game.
You should have added the obligatory “/s” at the end.
Then again, if people can’t determine satire and sarcasm they shouldn’t be here literally and figuratively.
Now that I went all Carl Drega yesterday....
it may be a while 'til I post again