The first thing a good opus needs is that beginning line. The Opus Headline. Perhaps we can all come up with some real doozies in an effort to assist those who might be contemplating an opus in the future. After all, opus people, you have to consider your audience. You dont want to bore them. I am leaving Free Republic. Good bye, is a headline that just doesnt do it. It doesnt excite us. It doesnt pull us in. Go out in a wild, blaze of glory of hugh (yes, I meant hugh) proportions! Come up with something clever! Something amazing! Something that will get you a high score!
I kinda like this (picture Khan):
from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Now thats dramatic! That shows feeling!
So, Freepers, what would be the first line your opus (if you ever decide to write one)?
Disclaimer: this is for purely entertainment purposes to get away from the doom and gloom of the news for a while, and should not in any way be construed as a real opus.
1 posted on
07/03/2012 12:49:57 PM PDT by
Luna
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To: Luna
“Nobody moves... nobody gets hurt.”
29 posted on
07/03/2012 1:07:59 PM PDT by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: Luna
As the military drones buzzed overhead, the young boy read an old scribbled message on the notebook, “It didn’t have to be this way.”
33 posted on
07/03/2012 1:11:17 PM PDT by
vpintheak
(Occupy your Brain!)
To: Luna
The clintons finally found me!
34 posted on
07/03/2012 1:13:40 PM PDT by
icwhatudo
(This is not a choice between Romney&Reagan-Its between Romney & most radical leftist Pres in history)
To: Luna
Been here and gone.
Had a good time.
To: Luna
“My real name is R-725123512 and my mother ship has finally arrived to take me back home, so I must bid adieu to this place called Free Republic because it causes me the most horrendous allergies,” someone might write as an opus.
36 posted on
07/03/2012 1:18:44 PM PDT by
Luna
(Evil will not triumph. God is at the helm.)
To: Luna
Charles Dickens already nailed mine for me:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
37 posted on
07/03/2012 1:19:06 PM PDT by
RobertClark
(Be prepared, be polite, be professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: Luna
I’m not hitting it any more.
39 posted on
07/03/2012 1:20:32 PM PDT by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Luna
I am leaving Free Republic because the UK gov’t decided it was a forum for “promoting intolerance” and the armed response unit is about to kick in my door.
I will meet them with the one anti-stab kitchen knife I was allowed to purchase under the new “pointed weapons control act” and my sub-12ft lbs muzzle energy airgun allowed under the firearms control act blazing.
It was fun while it lasted. Godspeed!
To: Luna
“I’m a whiny narcissist drama queen that is threatening to leave but want you all to beg me to stay because I am soooo important to this site.”
42 posted on
07/03/2012 1:22:27 PM PDT by
HerrBlucher
( Romney blows with the political winds, Obama just blows.)
To: Luna
I SWEAR I didn’t do it!!
The feds arrested the wrong person!! I was taking my weekly ballroom dance lesson when the explosion happened. The person who planted that bomb just bore an remarkable likeness too me
Really!!
45 posted on
07/03/2012 1:24:48 PM PDT by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: Luna
Who left this time? I must have missed the screen door slamming on their butt!
46 posted on
07/03/2012 1:25:19 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Luna
"You tattered remnants of a once great forum...
"You, whose casques did affright the air at the Clinton impeachment...
"You, who stomped Rathernot's forgery into oblivion in mere hours...
"Have devolved into a quackery of insipid malediction, flatulent discourse upon recipes and cats, tepid maunderings over podgy antipodal directors reworking British fairy stories...
"You are no more worthy of my eloquence, or may attention, than is a very...pajock.
"Beshrew ye all."
NOT REALLY! JUST KIDDING! NOT A REAL OPUS!
47 posted on
07/03/2012 1:26:43 PM PDT by
ExGeeEye
(Romney Sucks. Mutiny Now, or something.)
To: Luna
“Grab some pine, Meat. I’m sending in the new guy.”
48 posted on
07/03/2012 1:27:27 PM PDT by
Wordkraft
(Remember who the Collaborators are.)
To: Luna
I’d probably quote the entire John Whorfin/ Mussolini speech from Buckaroo Bonzai.
49 posted on
07/03/2012 1:28:18 PM PDT by
discostu
(Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.)
To: Luna
Unaccustomed to public speaking as I am...
50 posted on
07/03/2012 1:29:14 PM PDT by
null and void
(Day 1259 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
To: Luna; 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
"Dear Penthouse Forvm -- I never thought this would happen to me, but...."
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To: Luna
Shouldn’t the question be, “Why have there been so many opuses?”
55 posted on
07/03/2012 1:32:24 PM PDT by
wolfcreek
(A closed eye mentality is the reason for our current reality)
To: Luna
“And now, in keeping with Channel 40’s policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you’re about to see another first — an attempted suicide.”
57 posted on
07/03/2012 1:35:39 PM PDT by
CatherineofAragon
(Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
To: Luna
"THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated. Britain, with an army to enforce her tyranny, has declared that she has a right (not only to TAX) but "to BIND us in ALL CASES WHATSOEVER" and if being bound in that manner, is not slavery, then is there not such a thing as slavery upon earth. Even the expression is impious; for so unlimited a power can belong only to God."
-The American Crisis, December 23, 1776, Thomas Paine
-PJ
58 posted on
07/03/2012 1:37:03 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
To: Luna
The first line of my opus would be as follows:
"The snow-whipped landscape went on for as far as the eye could see. Morgan shouldered his M-16, knowing that there only was twelve minutes left until the boomer arrived. Soon, the ice began to crackle, then pop, then roar, as the submarine began to surface through the ice pack. Help had arrived at last."
60 posted on
07/03/2012 1:39:38 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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