[KrisKrinkle]

You’re getting a lot of “what” and little “why”.

My “what”: You don’t have a need to know and if all goes well you’ll never find out.

My “why”: Given my age and condition, I couldn’t prevail in any kind of fight but a gun fight.

[PowderMonkey]

"My “why”: Given my age and condition, I couldn’t prevail in any kind of fight but a gun fight."

Too young to die. Too old to fight fair. That's me. Welcome to the Society of Mustachioed Old Meanies. Now get off my lawn.

"Never pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill ya'." - John Steinbeck