[PowderMonkey]

"My “why”: Given my age and condition, I couldn’t prevail in any kind of fight but a gun fight."

Too young to die. Too old to fight fair. That's me. Welcome to the Society of Mustachioed Old Meanies. Now get off my lawn.

"Never pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill ya'." - John Steinbeck

[Wings-n-Wind]

"Never pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill ya'." - John Steinbeck

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Old age and treachery...
...will whip youth, skill and cunning every time!

Ummm-hmmmm....