[Kickass Conservative]

Careful, your morbid curiosity could anger the Bacon Gods.

Your penance will require you eat a cold BLT using Miracle Whip instead of the Nectar of the Bacon Gods, Mayonnaise.

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Your penance will require you eat a cold BLT using Miracle Whip instead of the Nectar of the Bacon Gods, Mayonnaise.

EXCEPT for those of us with discriminating taste, who prefer the "sweet, tangy" elixir, of Miracle Whip over (yuk) Mayonnaise.

No "penance" here; no purgatory; just "good eats!" lol