[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Your penance will require you eat a cold BLT using Miracle Whip instead of the Nectar of the Bacon Gods, Mayonnaise.

EXCEPT for those of us with discriminating taste, who prefer the "sweet, tangy" elixir, of Miracle Whip over (yuk) Mayonnaise.

No "penance" here; no purgatory; just "good eats!" lol

[Kickass Conservative]

When I think BLT, “tangy” is the last thing that comes to mind.

When I met my Wife, she loved Miracle Whip. It took a decade, but I got her completely off the stuff. LOL