I hate when people do that in front of me. Big ole glob o' nasty white goop on a stick......shudders....
LOL! my kids will eat neither! They sound like you! :)
I guess we now know your weakness. LOL
BTW - I grew up eating Mayo Sandwiches. Two pieces of Wonder Bread and gobs of Hellmans Mayo. My Mother's Family ate them during the Depression. They couldn't afford meat, but her Mother made her own Mayo (eggs and oil) and they bought day (or two) old bread.
They was a po’ as po’ can be, and my Mother never forgot it.