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Posted on 06/08/2012 5:41:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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They had a smoked salmon fundraising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
To: Lucky9teen
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06/08/2012 5:42:27 AM PDT
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starlifter
(Pullum sapit)
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06/08/2012 5:42:27 AM PDT
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NietzschesJoker
(Silence, exile, cunning--a few of my favorite things.)
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06/08/2012 5:43:20 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: starlifter
D’oh! Aargh. I thought for sure I had it. Ha! This is silly.
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06/08/2012 5:44:04 AM PDT
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NietzschesJoker
(Silence, exile, cunning--a few of my favorite things.)
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06/08/2012 5:44:27 AM PDT
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RandallFlagg
(Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
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06/08/2012 5:44:49 AM PDT
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Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
IBTP!
Happy Friday to all. Thanks Lucky9Teen for doing this thread.
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06/08/2012 5:45:16 AM PDT
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kevinm13
(Tim Geithner is a tax cheat. Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
To: starlifter
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!
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06/08/2012 5:53:29 AM PDT
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Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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06/08/2012 5:54:07 AM PDT
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acad1228
(Palin/Watts in 2012!!!)
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I had to change that tagline.
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06/08/2012 5:55:18 AM PDT
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acad1228
(OKC Thunder!!!!)
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posted on
06/08/2012 5:56:19 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
Now this is a really fun post! :-)
way2go
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06/08/2012 5:59:02 AM PDT
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Bobalu
(It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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06/08/2012 6:07:09 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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There are three types of people in the world.
Those that can count and those that can’t.
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06/08/2012 6:15:02 AM PDT
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fruser1
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06/08/2012 6:16:53 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’See.... a hydrogen atom has a positively charged proton and a negatively charged electron... together producing a neutral atom. If the electron is lost leaving only the proton, the atom becomes positively charged. Get it ? You're welcome.
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06/08/2012 6:19:46 AM PDT
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layman
(Card Carrying Infidel)
To: Lucky9teen
"That was real funny," said Tom superciliously.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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06/08/2012 6:23:53 AM PDT
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LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Lucky9teen
Stephen Wright: “The other day I walked into a crowded firehouse and yelled “MOVIE!”
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06/08/2012 6:26:10 AM PDT
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Loud Mime
(Defeat Obama. Everything else is secondary)
To: starlifter
Bubba The Baptist ..
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic and, since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and, as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood once again.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish!"
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06/08/2012 6:36:24 AM PDT
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N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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