Swimsuit Guide For Real Women

CBS) ^ | May 29, 2012 9:00 AM

[BenLurkin]

Bathing suit season is just around the corner. You don’t need a smokin’ hot body to look good on the beach this summer. And while LA has its share of high-end swimwear retailers who dress the “ideal” woman, finding an affordable swimsuit that fits the rest of us can be done here, too, if you know what you’re looking for. With Everything but Water’s fit expert, Audrey Jimenez, offering her tips, every woman can feel comfortable in the sun this summer.

[Army Air Corps]

That’s what I’m talking about!

[Persevero]

“Ugly you can’t help.”

Sure you can. Get a haircut. Wash your hair. Put some makeup on, or get plastic surgery if it’s gotten to that point. Wear flattering clothing in your color (are you a Winter or a Summer?). Watch your posture, practice pleasant expressions in the mirror, get your teeth fixed. . .

Or, look the way you want and don’t let other people decide how you get to look.

[Copenhagen Smile]

There are some people that the best haircut, nicest clothes (if clothes can be 'nice') and straightest posture can't help. If your bone structure is bad, if your nose has got too much cartiledge in it, if your eyes are too close together, etc. Plastic surgery is pure vanity unless you've been disfigured. But I digress.

The point is, you look the way God intented you to look, whether ugly or not. But I doubt God intended for people to become so heavy that they can literally die as a result. Being fat is so unhealthy, I'm shocked how many people are leaping (rolling?) to defend fatness.

If at the end of the day somebody wants to be fat, thats up to them -- I wouldn't ever support some kind of forced government health program, viz Moochelle Obama. But neither am I going to give somebody a pat on the back for being a fatso.

[Persevero]

“If at the end of the day somebody wants to be fat, thats up to them — I wouldn’t ever support some kind of forced government health program, viz Moochelle Obama. But neither am I going to give somebody a pat on the back for being a fatso. “

Oh of course not. I just think fatsos should be allowed in public! Forbidding them from the beach isn’t going to help anything.