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[pepsi_junkie]

You remember when they tried to hold a Miss Ebonics pageant but they could only get 49 contestants? Nobody was willing to be miss I-da-ho.

[MinuteGal]

This photo was taken on opening day on the new-cars lot at the first Obama Motors dealership.

Leni

[VOR78]

1) Delaware
2) South Dakota
3) Louisiana
4) Iowa
5) Wyoming

[Kirkwood]

1) Louisiana
2) Indiana
3) Texas

[lurk]

My wife’s hotter than all of them.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

BTTT!

[Gabrial]

God Bless America!

[Dead Corpse]

Texas, Washington, and South Dakota.

They’ve been naughty. Send them to my room...

[Free Vulcan]

Holy crap, I can’t pick a top 5. There’s enough variety here to keep me happier than a pig in mud no matter what mood I’m in at the moment.

[Sapwolf]

Nice ladies.

But they could have REALLY blown the socks off us if they had the....

Swimsuit/Firearm segment of the competition.

And, ask them why they picked THAT particular firearm for the competition.

I could picture Miss Texas with some antique from The Alamo.

Or, Miss Virginia with a gun that was originally at the armory that John Brown raided before the Civil War (War Between the States?)

Or, how about one of those petite cuties pulling a tiny concealed carry pocket pistol out of her bottoms.

If they want ratings, you have to be more creative these days.

Miss North Carolina / Ferguson Rifle
Miss Massachusetts / Brown Bess from a dead redcoat
Miss Alaska / Gov. Palin’s caribou rifle
Miss Hawaii / Steve McGarrett’s .38 Special from “Hawaii Five O”

Any other nice combos?

[Sapwolf]

Nice ladies.

But they could have REALLY blown the socks off us if they had the....

Swimsuit/Firearm segment of the competition.

And, ask them why they picked THAT particular firearm for the competition.

I could picture Miss Texas with some antique from The Alamo.

Or, Miss Virginia with a gun that was originally at the armory that John Brown raided before the Civil War (War Between the States?)

Or, how about one of those petite cuties pulling a tiny concealed carry pocket pistol out of her bottoms.

If they want ratings, you have to be more creative these days.

Miss North Carolina / Ferguson Rifle
Miss Massachusetts / Brown Bess from a dead redcoat
Miss Alaska / Gov. Palin’s caribou rifle
Miss Hawaii / Steve McGarrett’s .38 Special from “Hawaii Five O”

Any other nice combos?