Somebody actually made ones that said that.
:D
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=992&q=my+hair+ancient+aliens&gbv=2&oq=my+hair+ancient+aliens&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=img.12...1346.10545.0.13841.22.10.0.12.1.0.191.809.9j1.10.0...0.0.WwpLe7imtSQ
*chuckle* I should’ve known.