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To: Secret Agent Man

I love your explanation of how he apologizes for everything he is about to say. It drives me NUTS!

I call it asides to his asides’ asides.

Here is my Mark Davis impersonation:

“if we want to know what Mitt Romney’s real positions are on the issues, and what I mean about his real positions are the positions the man actually holds in his heart, and I know you might say that mitt Romney doesn’t have a heart at all, putting his dog on the roof of his car, but that story may have been just a serious mistake Romney once made, and whom of us wishes to be judged on our worst mistake, I know I’ve made mistakes in my day that I’d certainly not like you to judge me on, because then I’d never be able to sub for the magnificent Rush, and how I am enjoying being with you here today,...”


46 posted on 05/14/2012 9:59:27 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle
Perfect Mark Davis impersonation: He says a bunch of nothing for 3 hours, and all I get out of it is: How Mark Davis FEELS, what Mark Davis thinks about... he drones on and on and talks in those weird circles.

Me, Me, Me... Mark Davis: "It's all about ME!"

Kind of like Whorealdo Riviera.

54 posted on 05/14/2012 10:02:40 AM PDT by nutmeg (Defeat Obama 2012)
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To: Yaelle
“if we want to know what Mitt Romney’s real positions are on the issues, and what I mean about his real positions are the positions the man actually holds in his heart, and I know you might say that mitt Romney doesn’t have a heart at all, putting his dog on the roof of his car, but that story may have been just a serious mistake Romney once made, and whom of us wishes to be judged on our worst mistake, I know I’ve made mistakes in my day that I’d certainly not like you to judge me on, because then I’d never be able to sub for the magnificent Rush, and how I am enjoying being with you here today,...”

Yeah, that sounds like it. I feel like saying "get to the point".

The last time he guested he was doing the same thing about Rick Perry and guardasil.

83 posted on 05/14/2012 10:36:36 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: Yaelle

LOL!! Nicely done!


88 posted on 05/14/2012 10:43:09 AM PDT by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias...)
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To: Yaelle

Lol, that is great. It would have been perfection if you had only taken the time to repeat the ending line at least 3 times.


93 posted on 05/14/2012 10:50:56 AM PDT by JerseyDvl (Cogito Ergo Doleo Soetoro, ABO and of course FUBO!)
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To: Yaelle

Or he says, “I love ya but...” ugh. condescending yuck


109 posted on 05/14/2012 11:21:18 AM PDT by GoCards (I am a Hobbit)
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To: Yaelle

OMG - I was hearing a Mark Davis voice in my head as I was reading your post. You have an interesting talent for capturing people’s speech in print. I only listened while driving to/from lunch today but his delivery certainly imprints in the brain. Davis had some good content and comments today, especially concerning Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage, but I can’t stick with Davis for the entire show.


111 posted on 05/14/2012 11:33:55 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Yaelle

That’s just how he sounds. I can’t stand it when people talk like that. If you need to clarify something later on because someone else brings up an issue, clarify it THEN.


132 posted on 05/14/2012 1:37:47 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Yaelle

Lolz


133 posted on 05/14/2012 1:42:17 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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