Posted on 05/13/2012 5:13:37 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
I can't figure it out. I was just looking at my previous articles and looking at the number of comments for each. There seems to be no rhyme or reason. The things I thought were amazing garnered pathetic comments quantities. The things I considered to be frivolous garnered popularity.
Click my name and look at my articles and subsequent comment numbers and tell me I'm wrong. If I'm wrong make me understand. Please.
I'd just as soon have a cheeseburger.
LOL!
You mean second from the right?
Lucky ferret!
Better yet, misspell TITLES as TITTIES in the title of a thread and watch the fun begin.
I think that is just the early stages of FRONT BUTT.
Get expert advice from Laz!!
Choice of subjects is also kinda like the perfect country song except for trains.
Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.
I’d start with the correct spelling of “article”, I suppose. LOL
The one with a frigging ferret in her pants.
/johnny
My favorite country song is “Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth Cause I’m Kissin You Goodbye”.
Something which informs and is unambiguous will likely get fewer comments than something which which is ambiguous and starts several long arguments.
If your name’s not Humblegunner, nobody’s going to care what you post.
Oh, you mean the hottest chick there who doesn’t have dark hair?
Free Republic used to list the number of pageviews on each article but they don't do that anymore. Wish they did.
I agree.
If someone posts an "important" article that most FReepers will inherently be either be for or against, I will read it, but not usually post a comment because more than one FReeper has already posted the equivalent of my thoughts, using better words than I would have, had I posted.
Without returning to pageviews, I doubt it will be possible for Thread posters to ever really know just how popular their thread really was to FReepers.
I see my invisible hands...I see hands...I have hands, My hands are invisible...
whichever!
The hottest chick there IS the one with dark hair.
A) I am, after all, a celibate. And B) back when I wasn't, the presence of a small, dangerous carnivore in her pants would not have added to her appeal.
/johnny
What is a carnivore?
The others have nothing to offer, except speculation about the small wild carnivore near a crotch.
/johnny
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