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To those of you who fear the apocalypse is upon us this year, note the following discovery:

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"The Mayan calendar is going to keep going for billions, trillions, octillions of years into the future," said archaeologist David Stuart of the University of Texas, who worked to decipher the glyphs. "Numbers we can't even wrap our heads around."

1 posted on 05/10/2012 5:09:45 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

Whew! What a relief!


2 posted on 05/10/2012 5:13:58 PM PDT by Ken H (Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
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To: SeekAndFind

The Mayan doomsday calendar was really a representation of the Large HADRON Collider. Giorgio Tsoukalos says there can be no other explanation.


3 posted on 05/10/2012 5:17:32 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: SeekAndFind

Does this mean I don’t have to cancel my appointments or dates?


6 posted on 05/10/2012 5:27:49 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: SeekAndFind

I knew it had to be wrong because all of Obama’s trip-wires on taxes, healthcare, and other economy wrecking initiatives were scheduled to begin AFTER 2012- when he’d have more “flexibility”.


7 posted on 05/10/2012 5:28:15 PM PDT by budwiesest (It's that girl from Alaska, again.)
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To: SeekAndFind

The never ending Calndar.

The next big movie.

World Lasts Forever, but we won’t. lol.


8 posted on 05/10/2012 5:36:46 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: SeekAndFind

Reportedly, the world’s oldest pot pie was found in the same ruins next to the mummy of Marie Callender.


9 posted on 05/10/2012 5:42:22 PM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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To: SeekAndFind

Never Mayand.


10 posted on 05/10/2012 5:42:27 PM PDT by HerrBlucher
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To: SeekAndFind

...paging Emily Litella


11 posted on 05/10/2012 5:43:12 PM PDT by Poison Pill (Obama is the hopium of the masses)
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To: SeekAndFind
"The Mayan calendar is going to keep going for billions, trillions, octillions of years into the future," said archaeologist David Stuart of the University of Texas, who worked to decipher the glyphs. "Numbers we can't even wrap our heads around."

Maybe this one isn't a calendar......and is instead, a calculator of Federal debt. Makes more sense.

13 posted on 05/10/2012 6:48:33 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: SeekAndFind

Damn....I was so excited that I wouldn’t have to do all that Christmas shopping, etc.


17 posted on 05/10/2012 9:13:02 PM PDT by jackieh
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To: SeekAndFind

“Nevermind” is not a word. It’s an album title.


18 posted on 05/11/2012 12:18:44 AM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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