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I smack him lightly, he bites me again, I smack him again, he bites me one more time. Before I can react he jumps up and bounds off the coffee table and hits the couch, stops, turns around and reverses the process and ends up in my lap again. All cuddly and lovey, I pat him some more and it is all evil again. Bites the fire out of my hand and gives me that look and launches off toward the hall.

We named him Rocket for a reason, but this is just bizarre.

Saturday night, more Samurai, more lovey cat. Gives me that look again and is all teeth before I can react. I didn't swat him this time, but the evil eyes are still looking at me. Ears laid back, more biting, the good Samurai slices the bad Samurai, more cat teeth, and another Top Fuel launch toward the hall.

Felines are not to be trusted. This orange tabby has a taste for human flesh. What's next, BRAINS?!?

1 posted on 04/29/2012 7:41:11 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck
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32 posted on 04/29/2012 7:57:18 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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34 posted on 04/29/2012 7:58:25 PM PDT by garjog
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35 posted on 04/29/2012 7:58:25 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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Only ONE demon? Your cat’s an underachiever. :=)


38 posted on 04/29/2012 8:04:30 PM PDT by Bob
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http://consciouscat.net/2012/02/08/petting-aggression-in-cats-biting-the-hand-that-loves/


39 posted on 04/29/2012 8:05:00 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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40 posted on 04/29/2012 8:05:48 PM PDT by garjog
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41 posted on 04/29/2012 8:07:19 PM PDT by garjog
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"He bites the tar out of me."

Just b4 that point we bring out "black kitty", a stuffed toy for the cat to attack.

43 posted on 04/29/2012 8:09:11 PM PDT by Paladin2
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Sounds like something is going on with Devil Cat. Why don’t you take Devil Cat to a vet who loves cats and see what s/he says.


44 posted on 04/29/2012 8:09:14 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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I'm sitting in the den Friday night watching Samurai movies. My weird psycho cat Rocket jumps into my chair and gets all cuddly and lovey. I am patting him and he gets this look in his eyes and I know what is next. He bites the tar out of me.

They're all like that!

47 posted on 04/29/2012 8:12:23 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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Cats don’t get possessed by demons. Demons get possessed by cats.


54 posted on 04/29/2012 8:18:08 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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You need to watch the cat while petting him. Cats will give clues that they are becoming overagitated from the petting. When you start to recognize those clues, you will know when to stop petting.

Some cats, especially the younger ones, get quite excited at being petted and are almost untouchable. With a cat like that, you need to back off as soon as it starts to show excitement. I think I also growled at my cat, when I had one like that. He did learn to calm down if he wanted affection.


55 posted on 04/29/2012 8:19:59 PM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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If you have a yard and a spade; you can solve this issue very quickly.


56 posted on 04/29/2012 8:21:00 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (We are the 53%. 47% of Americans pay no taxes; end the free ride...)
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Swatting a naughty cat doesn’t teach them anything. It only teaches them to be even more p!ssed off at you! If he is being aggressive (with a side helping of “hey, let’s play!”), you can chastise him like a mother cat. Grab him (not too hard) by the scruff of his neck and hold him motionless for a count of three, and give him a firm (but not crazed) “No!” Then let him go, and ignore him. Don’t look him in the eye until he calms down. Don’t reengage with him until he seems like he really does want to be gentle. Repeat as necessary. The scruffing returns them temporarily to kittenhood, and shows him that you are his “mommy” and in charge. (Cats don’t have alpha cats . . . they relate to their humans as their mommy.)

Make very sure you don’t “scruff” him too hard, and don’t lift an adult cat by the scruff. Kittens can be lifted and carried around by the scruff safely, but an adult cat has nerves there that can be permanently damaged by being manhandled or being carried around, because of their greater weight. In short, you have to be careful when scruffing an adult cat, but it is a useful technique to immobilize an aggressive cat, and put a naughty one in his place.

We used to have a black half-Siamese, Ursus by name, who was crazed and aggressive when he was younger, but then mellowed to being merely a character (after some remedial scruffing!). He passed away two years ago, nearly twenty years old. I can’t tell you how much I miss that crazy old coot!!!! He was like having another human around. So much personality. So don’t give up on your “lovey demon” cat!


58 posted on 04/29/2012 8:22:18 PM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert (If you back Newt . . . then SEND HIM MONEY!! "Be Breitbart, Baby!")
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59 posted on 04/29/2012 8:22:18 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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Do you “rough house” with him?


61 posted on 04/29/2012 8:22:26 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (A MUST WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KeOLurcQaqI)
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Having owned more than my share of cats (for whom I have a grudging respect), all I can say is that if I had a cat like yours.....

...it would immediately become an ex-cat.


63 posted on 04/29/2012 8:23:39 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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67 posted on 04/29/2012 8:28:11 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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I’ve had two cats that did that regularly. They want to sleep in your lap but don’t want to be disturbed.


70 posted on 04/29/2012 8:30:55 PM PDT by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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Two words: cattle prod


73 posted on 04/29/2012 8:31:45 PM PDT by TonyInOhio (Arm yourselves, and be ye men of valour)
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