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Cat vanity: I think mine is possessed by at least one demon
my weird cat
Posted on 04/29/2012 7:41:08 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck
I'm sitting in the den Friday night watching Samurai movies. My weird psycho cat Rocket jumps into my chair and gets all cuddly and lovey. I am patting him and he gets this look in his eyes and I know what is next. He bites the tar out of me.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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To: West Texas Chuck
Cats cannot be possessed.
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:51:10 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel - Horace Walpole)
To: West Texas Chuck
My third ex-wife had a theory about this... She figured the catz were able to see invisable dinosaurs, and they ran and jumped and hid and did weird stuff because they were trying to get away from a dinosaur you can't see.
Maybe he was trying to save your life from an invisible T. Rex.
I did finally divorce her... so take it for what it's worth.
/johnny
To: the invisib1e hand; West Texas Chuck
the whole thing is weird. maybe should just have the cat for dinner. Who do you think Chuck is, Obama?
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:52:07 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: West Texas Chuck
Is he still packing? If so, then he is possessed by at least two demons...Seriously, tap him lightly and hiss sharply whenever he crosses the line. If he challenges you then hiss louder and longer. If he still challenges you, give him the house and you leave because you have adopted a tiger, not a cat.
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:52:27 PM PDT
by
davius
(You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
To: West Texas Chuck
Flick him on the nose. When he gets that look or bares his teeth, flick him. It works.
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:53:11 PM PDT
by
Outlaw Woman
(I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees)
To: davius
Nope, he’s fixed.
Hey cats, I pay the mortgage around here and carry out the trash. I am almost at the top of the food chain.
Almost ;)
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:54:54 PM PDT
by
West Texas Chuck
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
To: West Texas Chuck
It is not uncommon for a cat to nip a person petting it. Usually they don’t draw blood; but if you hit them for doing this they can get teed off. The nips are love-bites. Ever hear someone say about another human “you’re so sweet I could just eat you up”? Similar idea. Sexual sadism is that idea taken to murderous extremes.
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:55:14 PM PDT
by
pankot
To: West Texas Chuck
We are possessed, that's true. GO CAT, GO!
To: nuconvert
To: Ronin
wait patiently for the day.Wait patiently my skinny arse... If I'm a couple of minutes late waking up, mine are licking my eyelids to see if the soft parts are ready to eat yet.
Of course, the best part of that is that we humans, with no claws to speak of, no teeth to speak of (or none, in my case) generally pick fierce carnivores for pets.
Opposable thumbs rock.
/johnny
To: West Texas Chuck
sooo...stop petting it! Sheesh.
To: West Texas Chuck
To: JRandomFreeper
I like the way yer big old brain works Johnny.
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:57:45 PM PDT
by
West Texas Chuck
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
To: West Texas Chuck
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:58:25 PM PDT
by
garjog
To: West Texas Chuck
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posted on
04/29/2012 7:58:25 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: goseminoles
It’s that time of year. Breeding season. My two males cats are in that “overly playful” mode. Other times of the year they’re just fine.
To: mamelukesabre
Maybe, but he gets results. It’s amazing.
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posted on
04/29/2012 8:00:54 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: West Texas Chuck
Only ONE demon? Your cat’s an underachiever. :=)
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posted on
04/29/2012 8:04:30 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: West Texas Chuck
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posted on
04/29/2012 8:05:00 PM PDT
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: West Texas Chuck
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posted on
04/29/2012 8:05:48 PM PDT
by
garjog
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