Cat vanity: I think mine is possessed by at least one demon

my weird cat

[West Texas Chuck]

I'm sitting in the den Friday night watching Samurai movies. My weird psycho cat Rocket jumps into my chair and gets all cuddly and lovey. I am patting him and he gets this look in his eyes and I know what is next. He bites the tar out of me.

[West Texas Chuck]

I smack him lightly, he bites me again, I smack him again, he bites me one more time. Before I can react he jumps up and bounds off the coffee table and hits the couch, stops, turns around and reverses the process and ends up in my lap again. All cuddly and lovey, I pat him some more and it is all evil again. Bites the fire out of my hand and gives me that look and launches off toward the hall.

We named him Rocket for a reason, but this is just bizarre.

Saturday night, more Samurai, more lovey cat. Gives me that look again and is all teeth before I can react. I didn't swat him this time, but the evil eyes are still looking at me. Ears laid back, more biting, the good Samurai slices the bad Samurai, more cat teeth, and another Top Fuel launch toward the hall.

Felines are not to be trusted. This orange tabby has a taste for human flesh. What's next, BRAINS?!?

[goseminoles]

Go to bed..

[Ronin]

Our true overlords wait patiently for the day.... Felines will indeed rule the world.

[West Texas Chuck]

But the movie wasn’t over yet.

Maybe I need gloves.

[SirLurkedalot]

You need a young priest and an old priest.

[scripter]

I've been a dog person for 52 years. Then late last year a kitten found his way onto our property and after a week of trying to find the kittens real home, the boys and wife adopted him.

It took a week to train the dogs not to eat Cooper (the cat) but they all seem to get along fine now (for the most part). Still, that cat is psycho. Bites the hell out of my hand, then gets all cuddly again. Repeat. Plus, Cooper runs thru the house like a bat out of hell. Stops, stairs, runs back again.

We're learning to be dog AND cat people. It's taking some getting used to.

[Tennessee Nana]

Maybe you need a dog...

[TrueKnightGalahad]

Were I you, I'd be more concerned if the kitty didn't seem to be possessed!

[Semper Mark]

It’s Spring and he’s all worked up. He needs a female.

[scripter]

stairs = stares

[SirLurkedalot]

YADKP

[saganite]

You’re being too nice.

[the invisib1e hand]

samurai movies?

the whole thing is weird. maybe should just have the cat for dinner.

[nuconvert]

You need this guy

http://animal.discovery.com/tv/my-cat-from-hell/

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Maybe he’s a Democrat aka “Demon-cat”.....They bite the hand that feeds them. And don’t swat him...no no no. That’s self-defense and is against the law of the Demon-cats.

[West Texas Chuck]

I have a dog. She’s old and fat and deaf.

Not sure she’d help me anyway. Me and my Rocket are the only males on the property, I’d like to think we should stick together, but I’m gonna need some of those big leather gauntlets hawk/eagle handlers wear.

[mnehring]

Both of mine are possessed, that’s why we named them after demons. Pandora is the worst. She used to stalk our feet like they are little mice and go to town, not playful, but like she was trying to rip meat off the bone.

[the invisib1e hand]

ping. seems like a ping is in order.

[2111USMC]

Just about every cat we owned in the past displayed the same behavior.

[hosepipe]

Put Tequila in a spay bottle and spriz him..
if that don’t work use vinegar with some hot sauce..
not a lot just a “taste”..