I had a friend in NY who looked at one of these guys (who were common on the subways) and said, “Wow, that’s the smallest one I’ve ever seen!”
I had a friend who was on a date with a guy who took her to an isolated location, exposed himself and told her what he was going to do to her. She burst out laughing and said “you’re going to hurt me with that little thing?”
He took her home.
Or the one where the perve says, “You know what this is?” and she replies, “It’s like a penis, only smaller.”
Better not to engage these creeps.