Beavers......nature’s little go-getters.
“Nice beaver!” “Thank you. I just had it stuffed.”
Dave Barry once wrote about the Ward Cleaver sitcom, and wondered what it would do to an actual boy to have to grow up being known from childhood as “the Beaver”.
And if I had ever asked any woman in my love life about the need to shave the beaver, I would have long since been gone from this life, because “there are some doors that man was never meant to open.”