If I get a young woman from the census bureau showing up, I'm going to draw upon my inner Laz:
"Julie sent you, didn't she?"Continue until she runs away..."No, I'm from the census bureau"
"That's what the last few women all said. They were really here because Julie told them how good I am at sex. Julie really liked it, and told all her friends, and now they can't leave me alone!! All day and all night, they can't leave me alone!"
"Sir, I really AM from the census bureau!"
"Doris said she was from the census bureau. I'm tired of her now. You can take her with you. She's in the basement".
I like it! Perhaps I’ll use that next time.