(a) Does Earlicia Latricia remind anybody of Bunifa Sherifa Latifa... of Mad TV fame?
(b) Thinking back about my first husband, maybe she had her reasons
(c) Never mind.
Hey, if she was married to William Shatner, this would be considered an audition.
When I was young and foolish, I voluntarily got on the hood of a car with my friend behind the wheel.
I knew I'd made a mistake when he hit the gas. I was hanging on for dear life while he was weaving back and forth on the road for what seemed like an eternity.
When he stopped, he was laughing so hard as he was telling me that my eyes were as big as saucers. He also told me he had gotten up to 70 miles per hour. It certainly felt like he was going 70. I was so angry I wanted to wring his neck.
Anyhoo, this guy was better off being on the hood than under the wheels. It IS an adrenaline rush. Count me as a member of the Boyz on the Hood club, but not an active member.