[Slings and Arrows]

Sounds like the Easter Bunny has a few anger issues.

[Slings and Arrows]

Best. Easter. Egg. Hunt. EVER.

[shibumi]

Am I imagining things? It seems like I read this same story every year.

I suppose that it’s also possible that I’m caught in Vonnegut’s Chrono Synclastic Infundibulum.

[MacMattico]

When my brother graduated from Marine Corp basic training at Parris Island, we of course went down to see him. It was before my mother stopped smoking and he gave her a realistic looking hand grenade lighter! When it ran out of fluid, my sister and I’d use it as a toy. I even brought it to middle school one day and freaked out my math teacher. He took it for the rest of the day. :( In this day and age a 13 year old girl with a real looking hand grenade in school and I’d still be serving time!

[Fresh Wind]

[Daffynition]

[rfreedom4u]

Was it a “Holy Hand Grenade?” Could the perp be the “killer rabbit” from Monty Python?

[paddles]

I’m thinkin’ someone doesn’t like their nasty little spawn...especially if the grenade was painted pretty colors.

[Little Ray]

I wonder how old the grenade was; Was it a recent model or one left over from WWII or WWI?

If it was new, they might have a problem...