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The mammoth, which is thought to be approximately two and a half years old when it died, appears to have been cut open at some point.

1 posted on 04/04/2012 3:32:13 PM PDT by Renfield
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To: SunkenCiv

Paleo-ping.


2 posted on 04/04/2012 3:33:06 PM PDT by Renfield (Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
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To: Renfield
young mammoth butchered...

white-male humans, you mean.

3 posted on 04/04/2012 3:35:34 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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To: Renfield

If Obamas son was a woody mammoth, that’s what he’d look like.


5 posted on 04/04/2012 3:43:33 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Renfield

Looks like common roadkill.


6 posted on 04/04/2012 3:49:57 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: Renfield
Naw, it was a taxidermist interrupted in his work.
7 posted on 04/04/2012 3:50:46 PM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Renfield

Thousands of years ago, a Siberian tribesman got in a lot of trouble over this....

“I didn’t eat the rest of that mammoth, I swear! I just buried it in the snow to save for later, so it wouldn’t spoil. It’s around here somewhere, we’ve just got to keep digging!”


8 posted on 04/04/2012 4:02:54 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Renfield

10,000 years later, I bet that mammoth steak is suffering some wicked freezer burn. Should have used Glad Zip-loc bags.


9 posted on 04/04/2012 4:15:54 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (Meh.)
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To: Renfield

Based on the biurcated trunk end, it appears the butcher lacked tools. That points to the task being done by hand and teeth meaning Satchquatchamo siberianius was the probable butcher


13 posted on 04/06/2012 10:35:55 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ..... Crucifixion is coming)
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To: Renfield

Look like road kill.


14 posted on 04/06/2012 10:45:03 AM PDT by wolfcreek (‘closed eye’ mentality is the reason for our current reality)
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To: Renfield

It would be easy to run a stick through the trunk and slow roast it over a fire. Mmmmmm.


15 posted on 04/06/2012 11:14:57 AM PDT by eartrumpet
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To: Renfield

I love to see PETA at work. (People Eating Tasty Animals)


17 posted on 04/06/2012 7:22:45 PM PDT by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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