/johnny
Give a man a mammoth, feed him for a day (OK, a month). Teach him to clone a mammoth...
“Heck with that. Fire up the grill!”
I believe that mammoth meat was actually served at a Russian scientific conference in the early 20th century.
I am almost certain that I will live to see a baby wooly mammoth walking around, maybe in a zoo or circus, and I will gladly pay to see it.