Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Ashira drinks like a fish, and weighs like a bird. She figured out how to scootch around on her back by planting her heels on the floor and kicking. She’d dust mop the floors if we got her equipped properly.
Other family members have recently acquired — in order — a pet rat, and eight chicks; now nearly fully fledged.
Me and the dog have been out-voted, but we’re still on the island.
For now.
Saw this yesterday, and the news release came out today.
These guys are signing your song:
http://www.planetaryresources.com/
Add an armed revolt here and you’ve got a trifecta...
I wish I could do that!
We have gerbils, but I can live without a rat. I just heard the surviving anole scuttle ... I didn't see him this morning, wondered if he'd died, but I guess he was hiding.
Now that, as Nash Bridges observed, would be some great TV.
Hmm. I didn't know they even had a printed copy of my song.
Yes, I've been following the news reports. Our robotic technology has presumably reached the point that things like the Martian Rovers can do spacewalks too.
Are they signing it in American Sign Language, or International?
You want that HUGH? You got it!
We were too young for proms. At least I was. I was 13 by then and my boyfriend was two years older. We only had matinee dances at school. He was proud of the shirt, and wore it until it fell apart.
The teacher was certainly miffed when she saw us together. I was SOOO show-offy!
My question eggzackly. Over cast for the second day in a row. Bones and muskels don’t want to work. No appetite. Legs hurt. Other than that, I feel great!! :o]
The Stig is singing his sweet little songs to his cousins outside and all is right in our world. The low last night was 73, due to the cloud cover.
I thought that said “bones and muskets,” and wondered if you’d organized a pirate band in your complex!
Our forecast says probable thunderstorms between 11 and 1. As long as it clears up by evening. The Cub Scouts are going to plant things, and it will be messy if we have to do it indoors.
*laughing*
My spousal unit didn't get home until late last night - parent conferences, followed by PTA, followed by a 'drop by' by the superintendent.
Our posts were fresh on my mind because I felt badly about mine. When she came home I said "do you remember that baby in the nursery when Ni was born??
Her immediate response was "the one with the Elvis sideburns?"
I kid you not.
He simply looked like his father. His very happy father.
And of course, our Heavenly Father looked down on them both, also very happy, because they were beautiful to Him. And He did so as he welcomed into his arms the souls of tiny ones and average ones and large ones, infants and neverborns and elderly and prime-of-lifes, the sudden and the prepared, the weak and strong. His beautiful children.
I'm particularly slow on the uptake from time to time (and time and time). Up to date on the rotund Kathleen, but missed on HK's bundle o' joy? When? What? Congratulations.
I’m about to organize a pirate.
Probably the best thing for me to do is to go for a walk. Painful as it sounds, I think I’d better do it.
And I’m cold.
So a walk sounds good.
Trader Joe’s Joe.
HK’s little girl was born in the same week as Dead Corpse’s, I think. They’re both a few months older than Kathleen.
I have some Trader Joe’s dark roast coffee beans. When I grind them to a powder, the coffee is too die for. And mind you...they were pulled off the shelves at TJ’s, then I put them in my freezer for a year or so, then stuck them in the back of the fridge.
They still smell and taste fresh!
Yummy!
EEEK!
It’s colder now than it was when I got up, by 7 degrees. The clouds are getting dark and ugly and the wind is right out of the south. *shudder*
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