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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob
Not yet : )
NMB Lucky 700!
701
posted on
04/18/2012 7:51:28 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
The dogs got here first today.
702
posted on
04/19/2012 12:54:59 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
To: ThomasThomas
703
posted on
04/19/2012 12:56:04 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Silentgypsy
We aim to please, Ma’am!
Always expect the unexpected! LOL!
704
posted on
04/19/2012 11:56:09 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: Scoutmaster
LOL!
I LOVE that stuff! Thanks!
705
posted on
04/19/2012 11:59:09 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; fanfan; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; ThomasThomas; Silentgypsy; ...
Hiya, Hottie! Wassup in the Valley of the Sun?
I’ve been doing some computer maintenance for a friend, so I’ve been gone for almosr 24 hours. However, now that I’m back, I’m having too much fun!
It’s 84 degrees right now, and though I haven’t turned on the A/C, I do have some fans going. The Stig and I will MAKE it! LOL!
706
posted on
04/19/2012 12:06:03 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: Monkey Face
707
posted on
04/19/2012 12:20:38 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
You are so sweet!
Do you know any used car/truck dealers? I’m DESPERATE for a PU!
708
posted on
04/19/2012 12:30:00 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: Monkey Face
Try Craigslist, and condition it on a mechanic review.
709
posted on
04/19/2012 12:56:56 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I’ve had no luck on Craig’s List. That’s why I said I was desperate.
710
posted on
04/19/2012 2:05:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
As soon as “they” find out I’m a woman, they get really stoopud. I’m willing to adopt you as a son, nephew, brother, son-in-law, ex hubby, shirttail relative....HELP ME! (ANYBODY!)
711
posted on
04/19/2012 2:08:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: Scoutmaster
Ah, filksongs. Like that country humorist whose name I can’t remember because I need to eat.
712
posted on
04/19/2012 2:10:22 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; ...
713
posted on
04/19/2012 2:12:17 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Day 7 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
To: Tax-chick
It was probably Garrison Keelior...my brother loved him, but he is SUCH a liberal! (Not my bro...the Kellior dude!)
One of my neighbors just dropped off two books. Soon, everyone will know what my VICE is! LOL!
714
posted on
04/19/2012 2:20:27 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: Tax-chick
Been there, done that! Seen a hubby and a son who fell asleep in the middle of trying to stoke the fires for the next day!
715
posted on
04/19/2012 2:23:16 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: Monkey Face
Re: I Lobster and Never Flounder.
Twenty years in the punitentiary for you!
Thx!
To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; ...
G’night and sweet dreams, y’all!
To: Silentgypsy
G'night!
718
posted on
04/19/2012 6:17:46 PM PDT
by
Flotsam_Jetsome
(If not you, who? If not now, when?)
To: Monkey Face
Cledus T. Judd. I looked up a title I remembered! Garrison Keillor is amusing, often. DP used to get “Lake Wobegon” podcasts; don’t know if he does anymore.
Just back from a program at church and hoping to make it to bed soon, although it appears that a whole ‘nother meal is going on in the kitchen, involving several people. I don’t plan to clean it up!
The Cub Scouts went fishing. James and Vlad caught fish, but Pat didn’t. He’ll probably be muttering curses all day tomorrow.
719
posted on
04/19/2012 6:27:53 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Day 7 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; HKMk23; ..
720
posted on
04/20/2012 4:17:10 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Day 8 of the 17-Day Diet ... -7.6 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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