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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob
What’s “swich licour”?
(No wonder Chaucer’s obsolete. Who can figure out what he’s talking about?)
To: Scoutmaster
Prayers continuing for your rapid mendification.
To: Silentgypsy
Whats swich licour?
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
And bathed every vein in such liquor,
Of which virtue engendered is the flower;
The words mean the same thing. They are only spelled differently.
383
posted on
04/10/2012 5:47:16 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
384
posted on
04/10/2012 6:20:27 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
To: ThomasThomas
385
posted on
04/10/2012 7:18:39 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: Silentgypsy
386
posted on
04/11/2012 12:34:10 AM PDT
by
LibreOuMort
(Sionnsar my Love, sweet music to my heart, Tha mi fo bhron nach eil thu an seo!)
To: NicknamedBob
"And bathed every vein in such liquor, Of which virtue engendered is the flower;" How about "You don't buy beer, only rent it" ? Would that be rendered "Yo, don' Bieber, only rant at"?
387
posted on
04/11/2012 2:53:39 AM PDT
by
Flotsam_Jetsome
(If not you, who? If not now, when?)
To: Flotsam_Jetsome
Check with Geoffrey. He’s only six hundred and seventy-two.
He was always a great communicator. Terrible speller, though.
388
posted on
04/11/2012 5:08:28 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: LibreOuMort
"switch licour is sap." I dearly enjoy the smell of Sassafras, which grows wild around here.
I can understand why folks make tea out of it.
389
posted on
04/11/2012 5:16:56 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; LibreOuMort; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; ..
390
posted on
04/11/2012 5:29:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
To: NicknamedBob; LibreOuMort
Tom’s going to plant catnip in the patch where I had green beans last year.
391
posted on
04/11/2012 5:30:47 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
To: Tax-chick; All
To: Tax-chick
The neighborhood yowlies will appreciate his provenance.
393
posted on
04/11/2012 5:47:52 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: Silentgypsy
Morning, S-g.
That’s a greeting, not an observation.
394
posted on
04/11/2012 5:55:01 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
That’s sobering. Fortunate, since I’ll be driving in a few.
To: LibreOuMort; Flotsam_Jetsome
Thanks for broadening my horizons (the only things that need broadening.)
To: Silentgypsy
Good morning and good luck! If you pass a purple car, think of Bill, at his lifeguard interview.
397
posted on
04/11/2012 6:18:37 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
To: Tax-chick
I saw a purple car yesterday.
In yesteryears I saw a purple Thing down at the beach.
It had a rack for surf boards.
In the morrows yesteryears what words will look back on and think. That sure sounds funny when you say it.
398
posted on
04/11/2012 7:53:51 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face; Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob
It doesn’t rhyme, either.
Bill has been hired for Lifeguarding! Yippee, yeehaw!
399
posted on
04/11/2012 7:57:37 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
To: Tax-chick
400
posted on
04/11/2012 8:14:09 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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