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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Cyber Liberty
You are a nasty, evil, degenerate person.
How come we aren’t drinking buddies?
3,401
posted on
06/29/2012 8:09:29 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: Silentgypsy
It's a strange thing when in 2012, you can hear songs from Gerry Rafferty, Supertramp and Poco, all in a row.
The fireflies are out there tonight. Warm, muggy and buggy. Windows wide open and hardly a breeze at all.
Dog is curled up by my feet in a ball.
To: SamAdams76
Sounds cozy. Have you taught the dog how to fetch a beer for you yet?
3,403
posted on
06/29/2012 8:16:39 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: Cyber Liberty
Those can’t possibly be real.....
3,404
posted on
06/30/2012 12:13:09 AM PDT
by
LibreOuMort
(I am still here, by the grace of God. Sionnsar, mo chridh, tha mi fo bhronach nach bith thu an seo.)
To: LibreOuMort
They are not. Iirc, she has since had them removed, because even she realized how idiotic the balloons looked, tacked on her skeletal frame. Victoria Beckham (the former “Posh Spice”) rather defies comprehension as an object of male lust, because she has the figure of a concentration camp corpse, dresses like she’s going to her own funeral, and always has an expression like she ran over her dog on the way to an IRS audit.
Perhaps it’s just that she’s rich.
3,405
posted on
06/30/2012 3:38:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
To: LibreOuMort; NicknamedBob; Cyber Liberty; SamAdams76; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Silentgypsy; ...
3,406
posted on
06/30/2012 3:52:49 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
To: Darksheare
Memory, for myself, fails me so often these days. In truth, was unaware. My appreciation for the information.
3,407
posted on
06/30/2012 6:35:25 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: NicknamedBob; everyone
Bob, wrong place to post this but was unaware you needed another drinking buddy. If ever I find the time, cause you appear interesting would like to have a brew with you, or a tall Ice Tea. I should probably keep myself hidden, in the bar. Could admire you from afar. For when you saw me for who I are, you would probably exit the bar. Have a great day Bob. My dog is even thinking about leaving me. Found out my dog has airline tickets to go far ... far ... far. Got a pork-chop? The dog is/was one of my best friends. Even Dlvis left. I miss the TVs being shot up.
3,408
posted on
06/30/2012 6:45:48 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darkchylde; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ..
‘Mornin’!
When I found the empty donut box on the table by the bed, I figured that I ate it in my sleep. Mr. Sg said, “Nope. The dog got most of it.” Opportunist. Not annoyed enough to rename him Dlvis, though.
Gotta get outside soon to avoid being parboiled. See y’all later.
3,409
posted on
06/30/2012 7:12:41 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: no-to-illegals; Cyber Liberty; SamAdams76; ThomasThomas
"If ever I find the time, cause you appear interesting would like to have a brew with you, or a tall Ice Tea. I should probably keep myself hidden, in the bar. Could admire you from afar. For when you saw me for who I are, you would probably exit the bar." Don't really need another drinking buddy, since I expanded my definition of "drinking buddy" to include not only those who actually go with you to have a drink but also those who merely give you sufficient reason to go.
Besides, drinking buddies always seem to use this complicated mathematical ritual for sharing costs that makes me have to pay more often than seems appropriate, and they usually have more expensive tastes.
I'm better off quaffing a brew from my own stash, which by odd coincidence I keep within arm's reach.
3,410
posted on
06/30/2012 7:16:24 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: SamAdams76
Mmmmm. Recipe for a peaceful, wonderful evening....
3,411
posted on
06/30/2012 7:16:47 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: NicknamedBob
Maybe some snacks. Have a tomato, or a zucchini.
3,412
posted on
06/30/2012 7:19:21 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Silentgypsy
Ash would love to have doughnuts left out for her overnight snack!
3,413
posted on
06/30/2012 7:28:34 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
To: NicknamedBob
Bob the post was meant to scare you. It worked, methink. LOL .. all in fun FRiend.
3,414
posted on
06/30/2012 7:55:39 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: Silentgypsy
Morning Silent. May your day go well.
3,415
posted on
06/30/2012 7:57:10 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: Silentgypsy
Ohayo gozaimasu!
Other than the recent typhoon blowing through, it's been a fairly mundane week or so. Went to Tokyo Disneyland on Wednesday. There must've been at least 150K people there, and the major attractions all had wait times of an hour or more. So much for scheduling the trip during the week to avoid the crowds.
My kid bought a popcorn bucket that cost the US equivalent of $32.00 and I nearly got into a situation with a dude over my under-breath observation about his saggy pants. Good times, all in all.
Blessings upon you, yours.
3,416
posted on
06/30/2012 8:05:24 AM PDT
by
Flotsam_Jetsome
(If America were a car, the "Check President" light would be on.)
To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"My kid bought a popcorn bucket that cost the US equivalent of $32.00 and I nearly got into a situation with a dude over my under-breath observation about his saggy pants. Good times, all in all." There are two categories of people who have legitimate reasons to have saggy pants; toddlers and octogenarians.
As a fashion statement, it seems to have a faint odor of fail about it.
3,417
posted on
06/30/2012 8:17:21 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: no-to-illegals; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
"Bob the post was meant to scare you. It worked, methink. LOL .. all in fun FRiend." Whenever I go to dinner, or to drink, with an internet acquaintance, we always meet on neutral territory.
The only people who actually know where I live are people I trust; like anyone who will buy my books.
3,418
posted on
06/30/2012 8:22:53 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
"There are two categories of people who have legitimate reasons to have saggy pants; toddlers and octogenarians." Are you saying I couldn't have taken him? Poopy pants punk. . .
3,419
posted on
06/30/2012 8:31:56 AM PDT
by
Flotsam_Jetsome
(If America were a car, the "Check President" light would be on.)
To: Tax-chick
Some men find money attractive - in fact some women do, also.
3,420
posted on
06/30/2012 8:42:11 AM PDT
by
LibreOuMort
(I am still here, by the grace of God. Sionnsar, mo chridh, tha mi fo bhronach nach bith thu an seo.)
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