Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Sandy! I’m home, and wired. Soon to go to bed, but anything out of the “ordinary” will keep be up to the wee, small hours, and then it will take me a few days to get back to “normal.”

XOXO

[Monkey Face]

Well Sweetie, sometimes, folks get so caught up in “Being a Christian” that they totally forget the Hand Of The Lord Jesus Christ in daily life.

{Nothing in life is “coincidental.” Everything happens for a reason. When one door closes, another opens.} Are these cliches? Most assuredly not. Always be aware of things and people around you. You have NOT met them by chance!

[Monkey Face]

He may be ugly on the ouside but chances are good that dancing is the least of his talents. “Beauty is skin deep, but UGLY goes to the bone!”

[TASMANIANRED]

Prayers for you.

Glad it all worked out.

[Chode]

excellent

[Tax-chick]

[no-to-illegals]

Glad you are doing better and discovered the outdated medicine. Prayers that you slept well. Great to have you back on-board to enjoy your humor! Thank you for your thoughtfulness also by taking the time to be thoughtful to each of us who were worried about your health. Please take it easy and listen to your body. A story ... the last time I listened to my body it told me I was old, then my spouse open the daily devotional and the first sentence was, you are old now. Even God took the time to get in his digs and share his humor on that morning. Be well Face, and may God's grace shine upon you in order that you may shine upon us. In Jesus Name ... Amen.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks FRiend. Too old to walk in beauty. Am so old now the dog looks and me and thinks am gonna outlive this old one. Then the dog comes and lick my hand and then goes and washes it down with a long drink of water. Think am sour, and the dog has been avoiding my hand lately. Bad dog. My dog better be good to me. I'll turn the bobcat loose on ‘em.

[no-to-illegals]

Morning ... that is a pretty little kitty. Excellent markings.

[NicknamedBob]

Nipper, huh?

Nipper reminds me of "Bill, the Galactic Hero", who could salute with either arm thanks to an arm graft.

Your Bill would enjoy that book, I think.

[Dead Corpse]

Glad to hear it...

I'd give you a hug, but I'd be afraid that exposure to such pure manliness might do something silly to your BP... ;-)

[Tax-chick]

Our Agnes had an orange tabby leg - one of the back ones.

No swim meet tonight, but Tom has to be dropped at church to leave for a rafting trip with the Boy Scouts, and then some of us go across town for the Hobbit Club. Once again, there’s no place in the schedule for supper!

We keep ending up with frozen pizzas at midnight, and everyone looks like Dawn of the Living Dead in the morning.

[Tax-chick]

Ooooooh, give me a hug, DC!

[no-to-illegals]

The Dawn of the Living Dead happens every morning in this household also. Even the dog is looking pee-kid. Think it’s from lick my hand or drinking the water afterward. Maybe the cat is doing its business in the dog’s water-bowl? Will have to investigate and give the cat extra delights and treats if this is taking place.

[Tax-chick]

Our cats drink from the dog’s water bowl and occasionally nibble her food.

[LibreOuMort]

Praying - just saw this message.
God, Help!

[ColdOne]

Thank you for update.

[ColdOne]

Howdy, warm for us yesterday 75! Which is kinda funny watching all the town folks complaining of the heat. Face I hope you are feeling better today.

[no-to-illegals]

A prayer your dog does not get pee-kid.

On a political note ... once those of us who make it to the time when the zer0 is dead. There are ongoing negotiations to have a p___ party at zer0's grave. The permits will be the first thing to obtain. There also may be a party if zer0 is voted out, but that would not eliminate the P__ party. The negotiations for the party have only begun. The idea originated at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2898017/posts?page=13#13 after the comment contained therein. Am giving unixfox the credit for initiating the idea.

[null and void]

Good.