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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick

I took The Stig out this morning, and though he wasn’t happy about being handled (glove, again) he was fairly content in the travel cage. We were out for about 30 minutes, but it was getting warm, so I decided to bring him in.

As soon as I can, I will get to the storage unit and get the extra cage. That way, when I want to leave town, no one has to mess with a cage full of food and bird. (Method to my madness!)

I found some frozen enchiladas (family-sized) at Walmart in Cabot, when last I visited my son, and they were excellent! I could have gotten two pans and they still would have disappeared!

If I could find a smaller package, I would keep some on hand.


2,881 posted on 06/17/2012 10:39:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face
2882

"The PC Guru I know said the entire Library of Congress, less photos and other graphics, is contained on three of these."

I have two USB 8 Gig drives. They cost about ten bucks each.

There was a time, a few years ago, when memory was expensive.

2,882 posted on 06/17/2012 10:54:28 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

This was $110, but I like it. Maybe its a gig drive...I get so confused...


2,883 posted on 06/17/2012 11:03:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: NicknamedBob

This was $110, but I like it. Maybe its a gig drive...I get so confused...


2,884 posted on 06/17/2012 11:03:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

See?


2,885 posted on 06/17/2012 11:04:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

Gigglebits are fun to play with.


2,886 posted on 06/17/2012 11:09:47 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Monkey Face
"This was $110, but I like it. Maybe its a gig drive...I get so confused... "

If it's a recent purchase, it's probably a Terabit Drive.

You could fit Hogwarts in there.

2,887 posted on 06/17/2012 11:12:11 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

OK. I just checked: 8 KB. I think I read that right...:o|


2,888 posted on 06/17/2012 11:12:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Wish I had my own Hogwarts...


2,889 posted on 06/17/2012 11:13:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
"I just checked: 8 KB. I think I read that right..."

No.

To quote Luke Skywalker, "That's impossible!"

2,890 posted on 06/17/2012 11:37:15 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Waaaaaahhhh! So shoot me.

http://us.toshiba.com/computers/storage/desktop/desktop-external

Mine is a little bit older than thins...


2,891 posted on 06/17/2012 11:51:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

8Kb.. “640 should be enough”


2,892 posted on 06/17/2012 11:51:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Monkey Face

thins...= THIS! *sheesh*


2,893 posted on 06/17/2012 11:52:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

You can get frozen burritos in individual or 6-packs. Pretty good if you add some cheese. I decided to make nachos with my piece of beef - cook it up in a pepper sauce in small chunks, and dish up some condiments. Should make DP happy, along with the Land Shark beer.

Rats, I forgot sour cream. I’ll have to send Bill to the Food Lion for some, when he gets home from work.

We don’t have another computer to spare. There’s one in the girls’ closet, but the fact that it’s still there suggests that about all it’s good for is making Steampunk day-cor accessories.

However, I have a new Monkey Face Travel Fund started, with a goal of getting you a *direct flight* after Easter next year. Weather should be getting nice, Kathleen will be walking ... maybe we can all go to the sailing club, and you and I can fan ourselves in the shade while the others do boaty-type-things.


2,894 posted on 06/17/2012 11:54:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Monkey Face

Heh heh heh..
*Stands in “typo power” posture*


2,895 posted on 06/17/2012 11:54:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
8Kb.. “640 should be enough”

Uh-huh. I have a 16K memory expansion for my VIC-20.

Her storage device may be just under one Terabite. Maybe 800 Megabytes.

But if it's 8Kb, it time-traveled to get to her.

2,896 posted on 06/17/2012 12:03:48 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

OMGosh! A travel fund for the ‘Face???? *snif* That is so sweet of you! I need to see all your kids again, and hug the ones who will let me!

I wouldn’t mind being on the water again...I WAS married to a sailor a while ago! But we can have some awesome down time, for sure! And don’t forget...the first five years of my life were spent on an island!

As long as I have some beer at off-moments outside and some vino when the going is serious, I can hang in with the best of the Best! It will be so fun! Thank you so much, TC!!!


2,897 posted on 06/17/2012 12:13:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Darksheare

Thhhhbbbttttthhhhh! I only typso when you lurk!


2,898 posted on 06/17/2012 12:16:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick

I have already talked to Aaron’s and they have a laptop ready for me, but it is going to put a crimp in my budget. I will have to keep a tight rein on my spending for the next year to pay for it. Hopefully, in flush times, I can make more than the minimum payment.


2,899 posted on 06/17/2012 12:21:07 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick

I know how to make my own tortillas, my own frijoles refrito, and Mexican rice, so I seldom buy them. I don’t make tamales (which I love) or enchiladas (which are time-consuming) but I can make some really good Metsican comida!


2,900 posted on 06/17/2012 12:24:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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