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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob

I figure that if the carcasses are too smooshed and little to salvage for nutritional purposes, I’m off the hook. If you have any info for me re: stew and wing treatment, I’ll happily accept and try it.

Yours truly,
Auntie Screwtape


2,861 posted on 06/16/2012 7:31:37 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void

You *are* a great comfort. I was the kid who thought I was soooo clueless. Then later on, I found out that the more sophisticated kids were pretending to know which end was up, and that I actually knew wewu because I asked lots of questions. The joke was on me! It’s OK. I still drive people crazy w/questions but I have a glimmer. I have confidence that you grasp much, much more than a glimmer, and I appreciate your FRiendship and all the valuable insights you provide!


2,862 posted on 06/16/2012 7:36:57 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

The most sensible suggestion I can offer, as a means of making mosquitoes edible, is to process them through fish such as Tilapia.

And if you further process them through Plesiosaurs, you have probably gone somewhat too far.


2,863 posted on 06/16/2012 7:49:58 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Monkey Face; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darkchylde; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...

A Happy Father’s Day to you and all applicable related persons, whether here or in Heaven! You are very great blessings....
God Bless,
SG


2,864 posted on 06/16/2012 7:51:11 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster
My father said something to me once,

that reverberates and echoes in the cavern of my mind to this day,

across the many years and decades,

and the yawning chasm of that most dread divide.

.

.

My Name

2,865 posted on 06/16/2012 8:31:56 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy
Thank you! And to all Dads and those who hold them near and dear, let's take a moment to spare a thought or two for a very special group of Dads:


2,866 posted on 06/16/2012 10:06:08 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Yes! Power and love to those beautiful and special Dads! Prayers up for them and for their families!


2,867 posted on 06/16/2012 10:17:11 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob
"The most sensible suggestion I can offer, as a means of making mosquitoes edible, is to process them through fish such as Tilapia."

You may be on to something, there. Mosquito soup:

I don't know about Plesiosaurs, but I did manage to locate this image of the elusive Terrierdactyl:

I've been given to understand however, that Terrierdactyls are more suited to processing oranges than mosquitoes, so I guess we're back to Tilapia.

2,868 posted on 06/16/2012 10:22:27 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Your father is (rightfully) proud of you. I’m happy to have been blessed w/knowing you. You are indeed a very wonderful person! (I looked up comma usage today and decided to junk it. Just accept the fact that I’m honest and well-intentioned. Thx!)


2,869 posted on 06/16/2012 10:23:21 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

I wasn’t planning on killing the pythons myself, so I don’t have to eat them, either. But if I lived in Florida and was really hungry ...


2,870 posted on 06/17/2012 5:08:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick

In regard to comma usage, just remember that a semi-colon is a Capital Comma.


2,871 posted on 06/17/2012 6:47:58 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m witchoo, kiddo. If DP wants to dis-robe, then he should also be able to robe.

I’ve called my son and wished all the other men I know a happy Father’s Day, so if you would, please, pass my regards to DP, and tell him I think he is a FINE dad!


2,872 posted on 06/17/2012 6:56:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; sionnsar; Delta 21; Poser; Flotsam_Jetsome; Scoutmaster; ...

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

You are all wonderful examples for your children and the world!

(And if I missed anyone, please add yourself!)


2,873 posted on 06/17/2012 7:04:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning! DP is enjoying the weekend in Myrtle Beach with Pat ;-). He texted this morning, and said they plan to go to the beach with his mother after church and be home around suppertime.

I’m trying to get the people presently at home to tell me what they want for supper, but it hasn’t worked yet.


2,874 posted on 06/17/2012 7:32:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Tax-chick

Let them eat cake!

Sloppy joe’s? Hamburger buns, cheese, couple pounds of ground beef, some ketchup, mustard and some chips and the meal is ready.

My kids love it, and I can live for three days on one pound of beef.


2,875 posted on 06/17/2012 7:48:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick

Kinda looks like this computer is about to go belly up, but I can’t do anything about it for a couple of weeks, I don’t think it will go much longer than that. It’s been a good tool.

Thanks!


2,876 posted on 06/17/2012 7:52:58 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

We had chili on Friday, so it’s too similar.

Beef enchiladas, maybe. I have a piece of beef I can thaw out.


2,877 posted on 06/17/2012 7:55:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hug it and kiss it and talk to it very nicely. Maybe give it a spritz of compressed air - they like that.


2,878 posted on 06/17/2012 7:58:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

And find a way to back up everything important. E-mail yourself if necessary.

Don’t wait until it’s too late, to say “I shoulda ...”


2,879 posted on 06/17/2012 8:11:16 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I had to call my ISP because all of a sudden, the wireless wasn’t working. So here I am, an hour later and still in the dark about what happened.

As for backup, it’s all on the external hardrive someone gave me...I think it has 986 MB of space, and with all I have put on there in data, including videos, photos and data, I’ve used not quite 2%. The PC Guru I know said the entire Library of Congress, less photos and other graphics, is contained on three of these. :o])

At any rate, I couldn’t function without that backup! I will muddle through until the 3rd, when I will go to Aaron’s and get a new one...for a zillion bucks!


2,880 posted on 06/17/2012 10:32:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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