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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Monkey Face

You know where I live! I hope you have a restful rest, with birdsong.


2,801 posted on 06/15/2012 2:10:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; LouisWu; stephenjohnbanker; Scoutmaster
"Good morning. That means that I wish you to have a good morning, and that it is a morning to be good on, and that, in many ways (except for those relating to teenage boys) it IS, objectively, a good morning. (Sun shining, plants growing, trash-trucks making the rounds, etc.)

And now, I have to change some diapers, so good morning. (End of conversation.)"

Normally I would respond by stating, of "Good Morning", that it is a greeting, not an observation.

It appears to be necessary to expand on that. Accordingly:

"I found your challenge verbose. A simple scream of rage is sufficient. You scream and you leap."

2,802 posted on 06/15/2012 3:35:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I’ve had a similar conversation with Jake.


2,803 posted on 06/15/2012 3:40:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m sure Jake could accept the orange fur. But the tail without fur would just be completely undignified.


2,804 posted on 06/15/2012 7:46:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
The next Undead Thread?

OK, technically no ZOTs were harmed making this thread, but still...

2,805 posted on 06/15/2012 8:07:35 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1242 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
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To: null and void; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Tax-chick
"The next Undead Thread?"

I am not the arbiter or executor of such decisions.

It is appropriately weird, and we have no common sense, or measurable discernment, therefore it suits us.

2,806 posted on 06/15/2012 9:14:58 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Darksheare; ...

2,807 posted on 06/16/2012 5:01:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Tax-chick

That’s so cute.


2,808 posted on 06/16/2012 5:06:52 AM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: kalee

Thanks! I try to find a good one each morning.


2,809 posted on 06/16/2012 5:09:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: null and void

That is FUNNY!


2,810 posted on 06/16/2012 6:37:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

Also really gross.

Good morning! Epic Fail Lawn Service is at work, and I’m going upstairs to vacuum. If I don’t come back, tell them to look in the center of the giant hairball ...


2,811 posted on 06/16/2012 6:41:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m here. There isn’t as much pain as yesterday, but I’m still flying under the RADAR.

Cute kitteh.

One of my neighbors feeds some stray cats in the nearby arroyo, and he says there are some young kittens. He said if he can get one of the little ones to come to him, he will bring it so I can look at it. And decide if I am ready for a kitteh. We shall see...


2,812 posted on 06/16/2012 6:44:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick

*umyum* “Cherries Good snack, cherries.” *mmmm*


2,813 posted on 06/16/2012 6:50:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick

Unrolled paper complete w/incriminating claw marks.


2,814 posted on 06/16/2012 8:00:06 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

I made it back from the Upstairs with the Dyson. The cats are upset with me. Still need to vacuum the boys’ rooms, but the cats don’t spend a lot of time in there.


2,815 posted on 06/16/2012 8:06:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy; Darkshear; Scoutmaster; All

Howdy.


2,816 posted on 06/16/2012 8:11:10 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; ColdOne

I will try to get something done today, even if it’s wrong. Maybe take out the trash is the best I can do.

Or clean off the catch-all table... hahahaha

(I slay me!)


2,817 posted on 06/16/2012 8:24:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

Funny I have a catch-all table as well!


2,818 posted on 06/16/2012 8:36:13 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne; Monkey Face

Morning, ColdOne.

I have to go to Walmart to get new shoes for James and Vlad. Theirs didn’t survive day camp. I think I’ll just write down the sizes, rather than take the actual boys and their feet.


2,819 posted on 06/16/2012 8:37:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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To: ColdOne; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

We have a variety of catch-all surfaces, most of them out of reach of Frank. I think I’ll assign one surface to each teenage “volunteer” for their afternoon activity, “if you want me to offer supper at any point.”


2,820 posted on 06/16/2012 8:41:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (All that, plus a real-meat cheezburger and wine.)
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