Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Tax-chick]

You have the look for Galactic Emperor.

Bill and his friends are talking about having a band (again). I suggested they call it “Sysongdeth,” which is the name of the HVAC tech from Laos who fixes our air conditioner.

[null and void]

At least there won’t be any muslims running around beheading people.

[null and void]

We don’t have vending machines that believe they are Napoleon and that they must defeat the soda machine down the hall.
Give a vending machine an AI and then leave it alone for several millenia, and it would get even worse.

Dodging blasts of burning steam, RIMMER runs back out into the corridor, just as something in the recovery room breaks out in flames, but is pulled up short by the DISPENSER

DISPENSER Where are you going?

RIMMER shakes the paper at the machine

RIMMER To make up a formula!
DISPENSER I think you'll find that the formula on that paper has now turned into the formula for the virus, because you've left the mirror universe, so it's turned back into its opposite - ha ha ha haa haaaa!

RIMMER stares at the garbled letters on the paper, as smoke, rolling in from the fire behind him, begins to obscure his vision

RIMMER Smeg, you're right! This is a disaster!
DISPENSER No, there still could be a happy ending.
RIMMER How?
DISPENSER You know that chocolate bar you still owe me for? You could always pay me back before you snuff it.
RIMMER How's that a happy ending?
DISPENSER Well, its a happy ending for me. At least my totals will tally.
RIMMER Why don't you smegging-well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger!

The remains of the universe device explode messily, turning the fire behind RIMMER into an inferno. He runs for cover down the corridor

DISPENSER Every dog has its day, and today's the day...

The DISPENSER takes careful aim, and launches a high-velocity fizzy drink can through the air after RIMMER

The can smacks RIMMER neatly on the back of the head, and he drops to the deck like a stone

[Darksheare]

Pretty much!

[GOPJ]

Her boyfriend called her a two-bit whore -— she hit him with a bag of quarters...

Classic...

[GOPJ]

Nice song - thanks for sharing.

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you for my first lol of the day!

[Silentgypsy]

No necks, big feet, poodle hair ... but they’ll be smart!

Can't wait!

[Silentgypsy]

What were you like as a child—like from your parents’ and teachers’ point of view?

[Tax-chick]

“Revival” was very original.

[Tax-chick]

I think you have to wait thousands of years.

[Silentgypsy]

For some reason, “Ozymandias” comes to mind—same dreamy, contemplative state.

[Dead Corpse]

Yeah... I’ve checked out some of their other videos. Zoe Jakes certainly adds a certain, something, to their stge presence.

[Dead Corpse]

Early roots for the band were in the techno/goth genre. They made the switch to steampunk around 2003. Last few albums have a story line the runs through it. Robert even wrote a book (The Wrath of Fate) and launched a role playing game based off the mythos they created.

Neat stuff...

[Shimmer1]

Talking about me again huh. uh huh

[Darksheare]

You were attacked by a rampaging vending machine?
*pulls up a chair*
I only have vending machines break or drop parts on me.

[null and void]

‘morning, Hon.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Or does noticing that everything is beginning to go horribly wrong make you expect unpredictability? “

Good question!

[Silentgypsy]

Had to look up “Indie music.” Thanks for expanding my horizons!

[Silentgypsy]

I’m retired so I have time.