Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Monkey Face]

It’s “spring.” The roadkill you see is probably the offspring of the more experienced live animals. Some people see a critter and TRY to kill it. Others try to avoid them.

[Monkey Face]

That kitteh looks like s/he means bidness!

[Tax-chick]

It seems to be a Siamese. They’re always intense!

I’ll be going to the library tomorrow. My re-reserved book is in again. They probably hadn’t taken it off the hold shelf yet, even though the hold period had expired.

[Monkey Face]

I had a Siamese, once. It was one of the few siamese cats I knew of that was not “vocal.”

[NicknamedBob]

To quote King Prout, “Hrmmmn ...”.

[Tax-chick]

“Herman”?

[NicknamedBob]

KP’s thoughtful murmur has a unique accent.

[Tax-chick]

True.

I just saw an interesting phrase in a post: “rift raft.” It means lower-class, ill-behaved persons, as in, “Make sure to lock your doors at night; there is rift raft in this neighborhood.”

[NicknamedBob]

So, was Thor Heyerdahl’s Kon Tiki a rift raft?

Hint: The Free Online Dictionary defines rift valley this way; “A valley that has developed along a rift, especially one bounded by normal faults in an area of lithospheric thinning.”

When you find a definition that sends you to other parts of the dictionary, you need to spend more time there anyway. (Bob’s unofficial rules).

[Tax-chick]

I suppose it must have been, what with the ocean there and all.

Off to the Walmart I go ... seeya (although not there).

[NicknamedBob]

I thought it was riff-raff, from those old French people.

Not to be confused with rip-rap, which is actually quite useful.

[NicknamedBob]

"Off to the Walmart I go ... seeya (although not there)."

I'm sure it's true that you can find all kinds of people at your local Walmart, but it doesn't quite follow that you can find any particular person there.

Some might say that a particular person wouldn't shop at Walmart; however, I find it convenient.

[null and void]

The Black Lagoon?

I guess gillman@blacklagoon.com got banned...

[Silentgypsy]

That’s very nice—thanks for posting.

[Silentgypsy]

I thought she wasn’t being series.

[Silentgypsy]

I went to a bar called the Kon Tiki after work a couple of times in the seventies.

[Silentgypsy]

If you lose 10% of your net assets with the adoption of one puppy, and 10% of that 90% with the adoption of your next puppy, what is the value of your net worth after the sequential adoption of five puppies? Is that an arithmetic progression, a geometric progression, or something else I've forgotten how to do?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Buy stock in Purina.

[ColdOne]

Howdy, rain, snow, sleet and sunshine this weekend.

[ThomasThomas]

Did you collect $200 when you passed go?