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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Monkey Face; null and void; NicknamedBob
If I’m going to trade sex

In the most delicate way possible . . . I think that's the best way. You give some, you get some back.

1,981 posted on 05/27/2012 7:19:54 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick
There’s one up this morning about a naked man eating people on the exptressway in Florida.

I hate it when that happens.

1,982 posted on 05/27/2012 7:25:06 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick

“eating people on the exptressway in Florida.”

They said fast food was a killer!


1,983 posted on 05/27/2012 7:27:35 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick
They said fast food was a killer!

Fast Food?

That William H. Bonney had more pseudonyms than I knew.

1,984 posted on 05/27/2012 7:34:17 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick

Great, now I have a song stuck in my head that I can’t find.


1,985 posted on 05/27/2012 7:39:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Scoutmaster; Monkey Face

Is the song about Billy the Kid, or about cannibalism?

Speaking of Billy, our Bill has a killer sunburn from his day at the beach yesterday with Andrew #1 and family ... and he’s on lifeguard duty from 3:00 to 8:00 this afternoon. It is to be hoped that a message about sunscreen use will penetrate deeply into his cranial convolutions.


1,986 posted on 05/27/2012 7:58:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick
But did your mom make kimchee?

No, but I made Kim giggle once. Erase, erase.

1,987 posted on 05/27/2012 8:06:11 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Darksheare; Scoutmaster; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; Anoreth

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2888509/posts

Would a wild weekend in South Beach do for a new UT topic? We could bring in lots of “Miami Vice” references: fast cars, greyhounds, flamingoes, Don Johnson and Edward James Olmos in their prime ...


1,988 posted on 05/27/2012 8:06:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick
Do you say songs about cannibalism?
1,989 posted on 05/27/2012 8:09:34 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

. . . And flamingoes would bring me full circle. I joined the UT during the great Swedish anteater massacre of flamingoes thread. You people had such low standards for membership back then . . .


1,990 posted on 05/27/2012 8:13:24 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

I did bring that up, but I didn’t really mean it.


1,991 posted on 05/27/2012 8:14:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

If you’re bringing flamingoes, I’m bringing an anteater.

I never go to a picnic without one.


1,992 posted on 05/27/2012 8:15:21 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Scoutmaster

I haven’t read the whole Florida article yet; there might be Swedish aardvarks involved, you never know.


1,993 posted on 05/27/2012 8:16:43 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Darksheare
Would you prefer Headhunter and the Cannibals with land of 1,000 Dances?
1,994 posted on 05/27/2012 8:18:46 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Silentgypsy
"You people had such low standards for membership back then . . ."

They haven't gotten any better since.

1,995 posted on 05/27/2012 8:21:31 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick
I haven’t read the whole Florida article yet; there might be Swedish aardvarks involved, you never know.

I'm not afraid to profile.

When a brouhaha breaks out, it's always those darned Swedish anteaters.

1,996 posted on 05/27/2012 8:22:45 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick
Swede are everywhere doing all sorts of stuff.

Watch Sweden's Loreen perform after winning the 2012 Eurovision Song Contest.

Sweden's Loreen wins Eurovision song contest

Softly spoken Loreen, a 28-year-old of Moroccan-Berber descent.

1,997 posted on 05/27/2012 8:24:13 AM PDT by csvset
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To: Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; Monkey Face

Fine Young Cannibals.


1,998 posted on 05/27/2012 8:26:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

We will abscond with anyone.


1,999 posted on 05/27/2012 8:28:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

HAH!


2,000 posted on 05/27/2012 8:29:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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