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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; Monkey Face

I think Brandine’s crock is bigger than ‘Face’s entire apartment.


1,901 posted on 05/25/2012 6:43:14 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

I have a bigger crock than that.

My mom used to make sauerkraut in it.


1,902 posted on 05/25/2012 6:45:01 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

But did your mom make kimchee?


1,903 posted on 05/25/2012 6:56:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: NicknamedBob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSIbpjsbH40&feature=related
I see your ukulele and raise you an accordion.


1,904 posted on 05/25/2012 7:00:30 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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To: Tax-chick
"But did your mom make kimchee?"

No.

However, she made a mean banana pudding, topped with meringue.

1,905 posted on 05/25/2012 7:20:54 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I understand that “real” banana pudding includes “whipped cream” from a spray can.


1,906 posted on 05/25/2012 7:36:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve never encountered that.


1,907 posted on 05/25/2012 7:40:55 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Did you live in South Carolina?


1,908 posted on 05/25/2012 7:41:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick
"Did you live in South Carolina?"

Nope. Folks came up from Wise County, Virginia.

Hillbillies. Set a spell. Y'all come back now.

1,909 posted on 05/25/2012 7:50:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

My mother-in-law would never beat egg whites. Not enough cholesterol, for one thing, and she’d need another cigarette before they were stiff!


1,910 posted on 05/25/2012 7:59:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick
I'm more used to women smoking after things were stiff.
1,911 posted on 05/25/2012 8:08:34 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1221 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Tax-chick; null and void

Mom did the meringue by hand.

Either beating the eggs was exercise for beating us, or beating us was preparation for working in the kitchen.

She was good at both.


1,912 posted on 05/25/2012 9:02:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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1,913 posted on 05/26/2012 4:32:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: NicknamedBob

You turned out so well that maybe her methodology was optimal.


1,914 posted on 05/26/2012 7:09:57 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks for my first lol of the day!
If I weren’t so darned lazy, I’d study HTML. The guilt of having fun as opposed to doing work usually wins, and stopping work usually means total shutdown/vegetative state.


1,915 posted on 05/26/2012 7:12:39 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Awwww...thanks for the $$$.

It is 52 outside, with wind at 25+mph. My little Storm glass has beautiful white crystals, almost to the top. Yesterday, it was clear. And the Galileo says it’s 66 in here...on a purple globe. The barometer says it’s fair. I had to put on another blanket, last night! LOL!

I love “Coast Guard Alaska,” but can’t get it. My cable bill went from $90 to $130 in a year, and nothing had changed except their billing padding. GAH!!

We aren’t allowed to put dishes on the eaves any more, so satellite TV is out.

My sister likes to watch “My Big Fat Irish Gypsy Wedding,” or something like that. *sheesh*

One of the hardest things for me to ever do was to let HockeybugHow take my car 125 miles, in the dark to a U-2 concert...with three friends. The only rules: Fill the tank, and no smoking in the car.

I had forgotten that this was a holiday weekend. Yoiks! My son will be 48 on the 2nd...(I’m not old enough to have a kid that old! LOL!)

Bill will be fine, I’m sure!


1,916 posted on 05/26/2012 7:23:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

I think you may be right. LOL!

Though Friday is my next visit to the doctor so maybe I can finally get on the list for a one bedroom place. Oh...but then, I would have to buy a bed...and dresser. wow. Maybe even a sofa bed...scary. VERY scary thinking about living like a real person for a change...*shudder*

:o])


1,917 posted on 05/26/2012 7:27:07 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick




Ken sat on his towel and stared out at the sea. He sensed and felt the approach of the dragon. Wind from the wings swept over him, and the ground trembled slightly with its landing.

Ken looked around. There had been no sound.

Ke’Enarsha stood within a pace of him, towering over him.

“I could eat you.” Rumbled the dragon’s deep voice.

1,918 posted on 05/26/2012 7:30:23 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy
If I weren’t so darned lazy, I’d study HTML.

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1,919 posted on 05/26/2012 7:38:25 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1222 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker
"You turned out so well that maybe her methodology was optimal."

Mom's methodology was to make things fit their spaces; the trick of getting the maximum quantity into a suitcase.

I was always a surprise to her, not quite fitting whatever container for me she chose, like those "snakes in a can" you see in slapstick comedy.

Like Shrek, with his "onion" analogy, I have layers. Most days, I am as calming and somnorific as a ticking clock, or a ticking time-bomb.

1,920 posted on 05/26/2012 7:41:31 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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