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Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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How much Leave did they give you?
At any rate, I will continue to keep you in my prayers, to aid with your learning and comprehension.
You WILL make yourself proud, I promise!!!
If you saw the condition of my keyboard, you'd realize that I don't need an excuse.
It looks as though it's protected by a layer of undercoating.
Probably unsanitary.
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Hmm.
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Oh, well. I meant to say, “Welcome back!”
Yay! How was it? How are you?
That post is be take facetiously?
All those ‘letter’ things are the same to me. High tech and I are not compatible.
So, the future archaeologists will think we were wiped out in the mid 90’s? I hadn't thought of that possibility until now.
It will seem like a few mutant zombies survived for a few decades, making strange discs, until they too finally died out.
How cool!
Hey Darks!
So nice to see you!
Missed around here, you are!!!
Gee, I look slim in that picture.
It may be typing by itself.
Oh, I’m National Guard, so I am home for the time being.
Both too long AND too short.
Being back home kinda stinks, it feels weird to not have to be anywhere RIGHT NOW.
“So, the future archaeologists will think we were wiped out in the mid 90’s? “
And of course they’ll find Sharky with a sign saying “It was Darksheare’s fault/his coffee” to pin the blame on me.
Hello, everyone! I have returned, as you noticed from the kitteh, from hot, humid Florida, only to depart immediately for hot, humid South Carolina, where we went to the zoo. But now I’m back in hot, humid North Carolina and looking forward to a Restorative Beverage any minute now.
My visit to Florida went very well. Kathleen was as good as could reasonably be expected on the airplanes. Our flight back yesterday was held up because Slow Joe Biden was visiting Charlotte. He now has many plane passengers - especially those who missed their connections - wishing evil on his granite-like head. My personal wish is that he spend eternity on an airplane with an infant.
My parents’ “continuing care” condo building is extremely nice. Kathleen and I had our own room. Their cat disapproved of Kathleen and was a little rude to me. She’s not as friendly as their previous cat. My father can’t communicate very well any more, because he can’t think of the words to use, but he managed to convey that this cat was a disappointment because she won’t sit in his lap!
Mom said he recognized me when they first saw me in Orlando airport; that is, he knew I was the person they were waiting for. Also, he recognized my name when it was mentioned. I’d estimate that he’s functioning at the level of a 4- or 5-year-old. He can tie his shoes, which Frank can’t do!
My drink is calling, so I will return, after a while!
I desperately need a drink to decipher/comment on How You Spent Your Summer Vacation, but the box of White Wine will have to wait another week...
However, I am SOOO glad you and Kathleen are back!
*smooch*
I’m glad to be back, too. I missed you, but I didn’t want to ask Mom if I could use the computer when she was cursing at Spider Solitaire, and anyway, it was restful watching the Weather Channel and Animal Planet with Dad. I saw an episode of “Coast Guard Alaska,” and yesterday, I watched “Bridezillas” and “My Fair Wedding” on WE network. The latter program featured a lucky bride who got a fairy wedding designer to design her fairy-tale wedding. The fairy had good taste, at least: he picked a lovely lavender dress that was flattering to six bridesmaids of drastically differing sizes and shapes!
Bill and one (or both) of his Friends Andrew went to a concert in Greensboro last night and came home safely at some a.m. hour. While we were at the zoo, Bill called and asked if he could spend the night with Andrew #1 and then go to the beach with Andrew’s family tomorrow. We decided he could, since he should be safe, even in holiday-weekend beach traffic, with a responsible adult driver.
I’ll put some wine-and-crockpot money in the mail tomorrow.
Hey, I'm a whiny crackpot!
Oh, wait! I misread that.
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Never mind.
You're welcome to visit any time. How do you feel about the ukulele?
I used to watch Arthur Godfrey.
Brandine has a crock pot you can used and it ain't cracked.
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