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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Scoutmaster
Dunno, I don't get invited to parties...
1,941 posted on 05/26/2012 12:14:07 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1222 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: NicknamedBob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Yz6APOHA8
Heh heh heh.

I finally mulled it over.
Yes, it would be fun to collaborate on some story in some fashion.


1,942 posted on 05/26/2012 12:37:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Scoutmaster; null and void; ThomasThomas

I usually get the “OMG what the heck was that/why are we all on fire” questions.


1,943 posted on 05/26/2012 12:38:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: null and void
Dunno, I don't get invited to parties...

Well, we could be fun, if we were invited.

I'm either invited as the eclectic entertainment or not invited as the 'he's too eclectic to invite and may show up with a lemur" guy. Generally the latter.

1,944 posted on 05/26/2012 1:03:06 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob
I see your ukulele and raise you an accordion.

Bagpipes.

Scots-TEXAS Bagpipes.

1,945 posted on 05/26/2012 1:14:38 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; null and void

” Most days, I am as calming and somnorific as a ticking clock, or a ticking time-bomb. “

At least you aren’t typecast....


1,946 posted on 05/26/2012 1:18:38 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Darksheare
I usually get the “OMG what the heck was that/why are we all on fire” questions.

Did I ever tell you I'm proud to know you?

1,947 posted on 05/26/2012 1:19:58 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I am a thirty second bomb!
I am a thirty second bomb!
29, 28, 27, 26...


1,948 posted on 05/26/2012 1:29:22 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1222 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Hey, Hottie! Welcome back!


1,949 posted on 05/26/2012 1:30:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: null and void

So, are you bombing here?...


1,950 posted on 05/26/2012 1:31:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

Dunno.

Am I on stage?

I usually bomb on stage...


1,951 posted on 05/26/2012 1:34:25 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1222 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

I see you read Heinlein too.


1,952 posted on 05/26/2012 1:35:52 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class!)
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To: null and void

As opposed to trading sex for a lobster dinner and a night at the club?


1,953 posted on 05/26/2012 1:43:10 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class!)
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To: reg45; null and void

Get the dinner first.


1,954 posted on 05/26/2012 2:04:20 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Darksheare
"I finally mulled it over.
Yes, it would be fun to collaborate on some story in some fashion."

I think you've seen some of my Dragon musings. That would probably be an appropriate vessel for collaboration.

It's a free-standing plot, because it happens in an area of the Galaxy or Universe unconnected to Earth, although a connection could be implied.

My main reason for wanting to write this one is to interject scientific plausibility into the legends of dragons. My dragons fly according to scientific principles.

There's also a couple of completely unscientific plot elements that I like. I harbor no niggling regard for consistency.

1,955 posted on 05/26/2012 2:29:52 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Scoutmaster

I usually don’t have an answer to their questions though!


1,956 posted on 05/26/2012 2:54:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Random thoughts here and there, like a side enterprise between some ‘irresponsible dragons’ and ‘human miscreants’ involving the creation of alcoholic beverages referred to by the locals as “Fizzy Lizard”.


1,957 posted on 05/26/2012 4:03:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: reg45
As opposed to trading sex for a lobster dinner and a night at the club?

I neither promise nor expect sex in exchange for lobster and clubbing.

1,958 posted on 05/26/2012 5:08:47 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1222 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Darksheare
Random thoughts here and there, like a side enterprise between some ‘irresponsible dragons’ and ‘human miscreants’ involving the creation of alcoholic beverages referred to by the locals as “Fizzy Lizard”.

Well, the alcohol connection may be a bit of a hard sell, as I have dragons that generate alcohol through their metabolism to fuel their flight and defensive fire-breathing.

But the miscreants are a distinct possibility anyway, and they could perhaps find a way to "trade" with some juvenile dragons for some "dragon juice".

Juveniles can be a bit unpredictable anyway. They have a need for protein that isn't well satisfied by the normal vegetarian fare.

This could work, but we'll need to find a rose bush.

1,959 posted on 05/26/2012 5:14:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: reg45
I see you read Heinlein too.

Avidly.

1,960 posted on 05/26/2012 5:15:35 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1222 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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