Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[null and void]

Dunno, I don't get invited to parties...

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Yz6APOHA8
Heh heh heh.

I finally mulled it over.
Yes, it would be fun to collaborate on some story in some fashion.

[Darksheare]

I usually get the “OMG what the heck was that/why are we all on fire” questions.

[Scoutmaster]

Dunno, I don't get invited to parties...

Well, we could be fun, if we were invited.

I'm either invited as the eclectic entertainment or not invited as the 'he's too eclectic to invite and may show up with a lemur" guy. Generally the latter.

[Scoutmaster]

I see your ukulele and raise you an accordion.

Bagpipes.

Scots-TEXAS Bagpipes.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Most days, I am as calming and somnorific as a ticking clock, or a ticking time-bomb. “

At least you aren’t typecast....

[Scoutmaster]

I usually get the “OMG what the heck was that/why are we all on fire” questions.

Did I ever tell you I'm proud to know you?

[null and void]

I am a thirty second bomb!
I am a thirty second bomb!
29, 28, 27, 26...

[Monkey Face]

Hey, Hottie! Welcome back!

[Monkey Face]

So, are you bombing here?...

[null and void]

Dunno.

Am I on stage?

I usually bomb on stage...

[reg45]

I see you read Heinlein too.

[reg45]

As opposed to trading sex for a lobster dinner and a night at the club?

[NicknamedBob]

Get the dinner first.

[NicknamedBob]

"I finally mulled it over.
Yes, it would be fun to collaborate on some story in some fashion."

I think you've seen some of my Dragon musings. That would probably be an appropriate vessel for collaboration.

It's a free-standing plot, because it happens in an area of the Galaxy or Universe unconnected to Earth, although a connection could be implied.

My main reason for wanting to write this one is to interject scientific plausibility into the legends of dragons. My dragons fly according to scientific principles.

There's also a couple of completely unscientific plot elements that I like. I harbor no niggling regard for consistency.

[Darksheare]

I usually don’t have an answer to their questions though!

[Darksheare]

Random thoughts here and there, like a side enterprise between some ‘irresponsible dragons’ and ‘human miscreants’ involving the creation of alcoholic beverages referred to by the locals as “Fizzy Lizard”.

[null and void]

As opposed to trading sex for a lobster dinner and a night at the club?

I neither promise nor expect sex in exchange for lobster and clubbing.

[NicknamedBob]

Random thoughts here and there, like a side enterprise between some ‘irresponsible dragons’ and ‘human miscreants’ involving the creation of alcoholic beverages referred to by the locals as “Fizzy Lizard”.

Well, the alcohol connection may be a bit of a hard sell, as I have dragons that generate alcohol through their metabolism to fuel their flight and defensive fire-breathing.

But the miscreants are a distinct possibility anyway, and they could perhaps find a way to "trade" with some juvenile dragons for some "dragon juice".

Juveniles can be a bit unpredictable anyway. They have a need for protein that isn't well satisfied by the normal vegetarian fare.

This could work, but we'll need to find a rose bush.

[null and void]

I see you read Heinlein too.

Avidly.