Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
At least I þink it should.
I thought you were grinding hamburger...
;o]
“You are *so* my sort of person!”
I’m not alone...
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Good poem, nully! I’ll tell it to the Cub Scouts when I go back to camp later.
I brought Anoreth, Frank, and Kathleen home after lunch, and will leave the first two here when I go back with Kathleen for supper and “graduation” of the various Cub Scouts to their next level. Anoreth taught James to shoot, and he hit the target every time. She said she can teach a rock to shoot, and this is certainly evidence ;-).
Frank had a bath, and now he’s watching a show. I’m thinking of running over to Walmart for more diapers, since Kathleen is asleep.
I’d left Bill with a list of household tasks to complete, while he was here alone with Ash, and the only one done, after six hours, was walking Ash. At least he says he did, and she wasn’t leaping, so it’s probably true. Sigh. Now it’s going to be much harder to get everything done, because several of us are at home.
No. In post 1717, I missed pushing the shift key, and ended up posting the tag of my html coding.
You blame Darksheare for these lapses, but I blame my finaglers.
I so wish I could sleep like that....
Me, too. Kittehs have the perfect life.
God bless Anoreth and God bless you!
Thanks! We survived the day out, although Kathleen howled all the way home. Less than half an hour, fortunately. I brought some dirty laundry home, too, in addition to what the people who came back wore all day, so I hope to stay awake long enough to get the next load in the washer.
Someone showed me a picture emailed from the Boy Scouts’ campout. Tom is about 18” taller than the other boys who were there. “What is that? Four Boy Scouts and Sasquatch?”
Holycow! When I was a young mom, I read a study that concluded that babies who howl develop many more convolutions in their brains as opposed to those who don’t (i.e., the “good” babies.)
We have another genius tax-chicklette on our hands. Yahoo!
Power to the howlers!
Dying here!
1 see you next time aroumd`
Wow! You were up late.
I spent the afternoon and evening with a neighbor whose mother has Alzheimer’s. We bonded. She even tried to talk to me, which made her son happy. She held my hand and leaned against me for most of the evening.
I was wasted when I got home.
:o])
Awwwww....
It can’t be a prey, so it must be a friend!
How are you today?
Exhausted from loving the old woman. She’ll never know, and when her son asks me to visit again, I will.
Otherwise, I’m good.
Yep, just like I said: You’re a gift!
My new desktop background—thank you!
Does the spelling of perspicacity look funny to you or is it just the old brain playing tricks?
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