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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: null and void; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
That should be spelled grǽy.

At least I þink it should.

1,721 posted on 05/19/2012 10:13:41 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I thought you were grinding hamburger...

;o]


1,722 posted on 05/19/2012 10:23:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Silentgypsy

“You are *so* my sort of person!”

I’m not alone...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2885668/posts?page=5#5


1,723 posted on 05/19/2012 10:27:11 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1215 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; null and void

Good poem, nully! I’ll tell it to the Cub Scouts when I go back to camp later.

I brought Anoreth, Frank, and Kathleen home after lunch, and will leave the first two here when I go back with Kathleen for supper and “graduation” of the various Cub Scouts to their next level. Anoreth taught James to shoot, and he hit the target every time. She said she can teach a rock to shoot, and this is certainly evidence ;-).

Frank had a bath, and now he’s watching a show. I’m thinking of running over to Walmart for more diapers, since Kathleen is asleep.

I’d left Bill with a list of household tasks to complete, while he was here alone with Ash, and the only one done, after six hours, was walking Ash. At least he says he did, and she wasn’t leaping, so it’s probably true. Sigh. Now it’s going to be much harder to get everything done, because several of us are at home.


1,724 posted on 05/19/2012 11:02:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
"I thought you were grinding hamburger..."

No. In post 1717, I missed pushing the shift key, and ended up posting the tag of my html coding.

You blame Darksheare for these lapses, but I blame my finaglers.

1,725 posted on 05/19/2012 11:03:15 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

I so wish I could sleep like that....


1,726 posted on 05/19/2012 11:33:51 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort

Me, too. Kittehs have the perfect life.


1,727 posted on 05/19/2012 12:31:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

God bless Anoreth and God bless you!


1,728 posted on 05/19/2012 6:20:07 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Thanks! We survived the day out, although Kathleen howled all the way home. Less than half an hour, fortunately. I brought some dirty laundry home, too, in addition to what the people who came back wore all day, so I hope to stay awake long enough to get the next load in the washer.

Someone showed me a picture emailed from the Boy Scouts’ campout. Tom is about 18” taller than the other boys who were there. “What is that? Four Boy Scouts and Sasquatch?”


1,729 posted on 05/19/2012 7:32:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

Holycow! When I was a young mom, I read a study that concluded that babies who howl develop many more convolutions in their brains as opposed to those who don’t (i.e., the “good” babies.)
We have another genius tax-chicklette on our hands. Yahoo!
Power to the howlers!


1,730 posted on 05/19/2012 7:41:07 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Dying here!

1 see you next time aroumd`


1,731 posted on 05/19/2012 10:03:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow! You were up late.


1,732 posted on 05/20/2012 3:07:30 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; ...

1,733 posted on 05/20/2012 4:44:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I spent the afternoon and evening with a neighbor whose mother has Alzheimer’s. We bonded. She even tried to talk to me, which made her son happy. She held my hand and leaned against me for most of the evening.

I was wasted when I got home.

:o])


1,734 posted on 05/20/2012 6:20:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Tax-chick

Awwwww....


1,735 posted on 05/20/2012 6:21:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Monkey Face

It can’t be a prey, so it must be a friend!

How are you today?


1,736 posted on 05/20/2012 6:23:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

Exhausted from loving the old woman. She’ll never know, and when her son asks me to visit again, I will.

Otherwise, I’m good.


1,737 posted on 05/20/2012 7:30:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wonder if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?)
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To: Monkey Face

Yep, just like I said: You’re a gift!


1,738 posted on 05/20/2012 8:36:23 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

My new desktop background—thank you!


1,739 posted on 05/20/2012 8:41:09 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick

Does the spelling of perspicacity look funny to you or is it just the old brain playing tricks?


1,740 posted on 05/20/2012 8:44:58 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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